Hey, we can’t all summon fantastically impressive beasts. An Irukacentric very short.

Being anorexic was no big deal. As long as I was perfect for him, I was happy. I was blind. Then Inuyasha went all out, and tried to save me again... But did he come too late? [InuKag] [Oneshot]

Sakura POV. There is a lot for Sakura to deal with as the time to take on Orochimaru draws nearer. She finds herself thrust right in the middle of the chaos...and pregnant.

Crack fiction. Giftfic. Obscure pairing, staples of bad fiction [IE. oocness, Yaoi, smut, and other weird things]

:Hiatus: Losing that bet was suppose to be a bad thing for Ebisu.

Yaoi. Mpreg. Sasori's been noticing something... different about Deidara... has the experience that scarred the bomber for life left him with something much more horrifying then memories?

Itachi's been having some interesting thoughts about his brother lately and finally forms a plan to make him satisfy his desires. Teaching his little brother how to do those types of things is just part of being a brother, right? COMPLETELY RANDOM STORY

AU Hinata is given to the Uchihas as a young child and draws the attention of not one brother but two.

HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!

Kakashi’s supposed to be smart, but he just doesn’t get it. Oneshot.

Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]

Zetsu finds himself hungry, and he is in an almost ravenous state. In his desperation for a meal, it seems he has cornered a fox. Hmm. Rated T for mindless gore among other things.

Itachi lets Naruto know exactly whose fault it is that Sasuke has defected from Konoha.

*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.

In the days before Impending Doom, only one Tallest reigned supreme. However, his days were numbered and a successor was needed. But what happens when there isn't one successor... but two?

A ONESHOT about everyone's favorite Tallests. Written to answer the question, How can they hold their heads and all that armor up when they're so skinny?

The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.

AU. A town were secrets abound. Strange meetings. Suspicious people. Grisly murders. Sakura, along with others, must uncover all of this and more if they don't wish to be the next work of 'Art'. SakuSaso, TobiDei, NaruSasu. Gore, Violence. Possible smut.

This is the official Project Akatsuki fanfic series.The group goes coed, suffers through a doctor's exam with Tsunade and makes their own dates out of wood and clay. Oh, and did I mention that Konan is a perverted yaoi fangirl?

[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]

On the 31 of October, 1986, a young man fell from the sky and landed with a thump on the edge of the forest next to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”

AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.

Sasuke is part of a royal family and at 13, he was required to get a humanoid pet, pets which look like humans with animal ears and tails. He chose a fox and years have passed. Many bad things have caught them, what will the end be? [AU, Warnings Inside]

Rai thought he'd met the perfect friend online, but ended up getting more than he expected... JackRai