"What am I?" Danny asked himself. He was determined to find out. One shot.

Tucker and Danny get sick once again and Sam is left with Phantom to take care of them. Eh, summary sucks so I'll just say the basics. SLASH DPxDF Lime R&R One Shot Fic.

Phantom finds himself alone all the time and in love with his human side... SLASH Pitch Pearl DPxDF Fluff One Shot

Phantom only likes to hear 5 words in bed. Vlad isn't one of them. DPDF slash. Pitch Pearl

Oneshot! DFxDP pairings Danny is feeling alone and depressed during his spring break so he decides to split him and Phantom. Very fluff filled Please R&R

Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. [Sasori and Deidara centric]

Itachi thought he knew everything about his partner. Little did he know how crafty a horny Shark can be. [Itachi, Kisame, a room at the Inn] Crack, Yaoi, not exactly KisaIta, surprise appearances, my bizarre sense of humor, and minor swearing.

KisaIta. fluff, shounenai. Itachi has trouble sleeping, and Kisame decides to help... in his own way, of course.

Gaara claims he is being attacked on a single day of the year by the same person, over and over again, and is terrified. Can Naruto wake up to witness the event? Ultra Crack. Written for my birthday.

Oneshot. Kisame asks why Itachi is polite all the time. Itachi says it's all he has. Kisame disagrees. Drabble. KisaIta.

Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.

Gaara is sitting on a roof watching the cast of Naruto scream lines from fairy tales. What the hell is going on here! Random.

Gaara is sent to konoha to have a meeting with the Godaime, and Naruto warps his image of the hokage so much that when he actually meets her, he gets a bit of a shock. Crack. Possible TsuGaa if you squint.

a light DeiSaso fic – drabble. Sasori is dead and Deidara is told. he becomes distraught, then angry. wanting revenge on 'who took his sasori–danna away from him'. Zetsu and Tobi are in this fic too. i suck at summaries. rated for language.

Sasori has died. Deidara feels that love is lost and that he can not go on without his Sasoridanna. Zetsu is concerned, but what can he do?

When Deidara's the newest psyciatric patient at Ino's hospital, she's stuck working with him daily, as time goes on, what will happen when she discovers deeper feelings for the boy? DeiIno

Ino is furious, Shikamaru is twitching, and Choji is choking. Why? Well, it may have something to do with the fact that Asuma just told them that they're training with team Gai today. Should be fun, right? Right? RIGHT?

When you are sad and alone, the only thing you can count on is yourself. A Zetsu Centric Oneshot

For Kabuto, it's only a matter of time.

All Shizune wants to know is who Kabuto really works for. When he visits her after the death of Orochimaru, it seems that now, he may not quite know, either. [Spoilers for recent chapters. ShizuneKabuto. Oneshot.]

Itachi recalls the reason why, indeed, he became a missing nin, as he lay dying by his brother's hand. [Love, Sasuke. Do not hate. Love really was the death of me, but it was because I didn’t accept it. Tell her... I'm sorry...]

He really didn't mind when Tobi got a pet weasel. In fact for the first few days he just ignored it. But after weeks of the insistent calling of Itachi kun started to get on his nevers. [oneshot]

Series of oneshots in celebration of character birthdays. Ch. 6: KakaIru.

Kakashi, being a genius, never cleans his apartment. So when he comes home to a organized living space, he knows something's wrong.

When Kakashi is killed on a mission, Iruka writes him a letter. But he doesn't expect Kakashi to write back.