Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

Challenge by dracohalo117 Orochimaru's body was to be Perfect- comprised of the DNA of all of the members of Akatsuki. And who does he entrust with this power until he is ready to claim it? Naruto Uzumaki. Strong Naruto, Kushina, Semi-good Akatsuki.

Uzumaki Naruto and Hatake Kakashi are dead. They died the night the Kyuubi attacked. Life in the village moved on, but in a corner of the Wave Country a tiny blond hurricane, his older siblings, and his mother are making a living healing others. But things are going to change for the worse. Will the Senju CLan be ready? adopted from the Bearded One. Naru x Hina, Kakashi x Shizune.

With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.

A repository of story fragments for Naruto (which I do not own).

A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).

An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...

On his twenty first birthday, Xander Harris learns the truth behind a possession that happened nearly five years ago, the ramifications of which will ripple beyond his knowing, changing events forever...

Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!

Stray ideas for SM stories.

The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.

On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.

Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!

Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.

Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.

Sometimes a sacrifice deserves a reward. Sometimes that reward is not what was expected or wanted. And sometimes it was just what was needed.

IM BACK! Alright guys this is a collection piece that I need your help to add to. So read the description inside to really understand. Mankind was disappointing in Mass Effect so I made them better! Come see what happens when a Gamer takes command. *some chapters can get pretty Dark, you've been warned*

Rewrite is up: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death. (deadfic)

Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?

Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)

Kietaro gets a monkey's paw and makes several thoughtless wishes...

Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?

The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.