Canon situation of the Three Broomsticks OOTP - the smutty version of the events that took place there. Harry/Rita

Xander goes as a more famous soldier for Halloween... chap 17 uploaded

Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.

Adopted by wolfydies.

ON HIATUS: Ten years since the end of Akatsuki. Tsunade is retiring next year and needs a successor. But the only one she deems fit has been banished for the better half of a decade. The Konoha 12 must now find Naruto and bring him back, his son

Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.

Reposted for kicks. Harry somehow travels to another universe and hilarity and harems ensue.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.

Five thousand years ago, there was a prophecy. The prophecy was about a child with the purest of souls, keeping the most corrupted of souls imprisoned in his body. This child was told to have the potential to surpass the gods. Mortal Kombat xover. NaruX?

Twenty years has passed. Sparta has grown beyond anyone's expectations. King Naruto enrages a beast. A war is about to begin. A war whose like has never been seen. Sequel to The Spartan King. Rated M for Violence and Gore.

A comic look of life after the defeat of Voldemort. The name says it all.

Albus Dumbledore isn't all he appears to be. Aged,he lacks the capability to fulfill the ambitions he once chased. Feeling he can't leave the world without knowing his dreams will be fulfilled,he takes Harry on as his fledgling.Dark!Dumbledore,Harry,HONKS

Naruto was like a clock: solid and dependable, if one that needed to be adjusted every few days. But what happens to this clock after it is broken? And what about those that depend on it? Chain Story by the Hivemind.

Destiny stalks the tales of man like a shadow on his trail. The battles he fights, the trials he endures, all he was destined to win or to lose. Yet the irony remains thus, Only he who wars against his destiny will be remembered in the end, until the End.

On hiatus;Through the actions of his father, Uzumaki Naruto was born with a special gift. With a crack of thunder he can instantly teleport anywhere. Behold the true Flying Thunder God…

Sequel to HPaDI. The Chamber of Secrets has reopened and both students and teachers are swept into Harry's issues with the Incarnates. Act, and he loses his life to Death. Don't act and the consequences may just be the same...

Updated! Enter Annabelle, the half-Dementor. Yeah, you heard right.

What if it all went a bit wrong in the beginning? just read it, i'm not spoiling more of the story. Rated M for possible sexual themes, will not divulge more, you'll just have to see

Naruto doesn’t have a bloodline, but when he gets a little help from a special jutsu on the forbidden scroll, he finds a little DNA, goes a long way. After all, who could stop a demon host from stealing bloodlines, if even he doesnt know that he did?

An old concept presented in a hopefully new way. Harry learns about his magic early. Warning, OOC, Super!Dark!Harry. But not Evil!Harry.

Uzumaki Naruto is a person that never was there after all. He did not know about who he had been, his powers coming to life as he is upon the brink of death. Bound to be a shocker for some people when they see who he really is...

Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.

Another change the demon inside of Naruto fic. Only this time, it's a world devouring beast, and the Kyuubi is dead. Warning: Godlike Naruto. Early chapters are weak, but chapters 3 and up are of a higher caliber. May fix the earlier chapters sometime.

What happens when Naruto accidentally creates a scroll to summon female ninjas? Please R&R. Note from everyone's favorite author.