Complete. Luna Lovegood runs the greatest brothel in the world. What happens when Percy Weasley tries to shut her down? Set in my PimpHarryverse.

Complete. Victor Krum talks to PIMPHARRY about asking Hermione to the Yule Ball.

Complete. Oneshot. This is my response to just about every slash story out there.

Complete. The latest, and to date longest PIMPHARRY story. Enjoy.

How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.

Complete. Oneshot. This is an idea I had for what the 'power the dark lord knows not' could be. I think the only way this could end up cannon was if JKR and LSD got together. the story's meant as a joke, don't get in an uproar now

Complete. Oneshot. My own response to all those Severitus stories in which Snape turns out to be Harry's father. Could take place anywhere before the end of HBP. Rated T cause I didn't drop any F bombs for once......

Who better than Jack Burton, who's already defeated an immortal wizard, to help Harry with his problem. Crossover: Big Trouble in Little China. HP/Su Li

When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.

TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS

In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.

Harry and the rest of the Ministry Six have won the Final Battle. There's just one last loose end to wrap up. No pairings

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

Basically the first and second movie with Sam as Samantha Gender swap . Added some extra parts as well.

Darcy Lewis. Xander Harris. A date... and Xander's luck with dates.

Nick Fury, Odin and Xander walk into a room... Just wait for the punchline. Crackfic. Not associated with The Half Blind Date fic.

Xander is forced to leave Sunnydale. Along the way he finds his family, or more specifically, they find him.

Abandoned by his father and brother Dean finds little to live for, until someone knocks on his door. Can he take up this challenge? note: this is a slight crossover with BTVS but mostly in the Supernatural universe

Xander was tired. After the fall of Sunnydale he had traversed Africa. Now back home in the states he runs into the one thing he really didn't want to. His real family.

After graduation Xander is sent away from Sunnydale. On he way he has a little job that involves his family. His real family.

What if Dean got tired of being abandoned? Set slightly pre-series and Season 1

Xander's real family shows up upon learning he's hurt. Things are going to change.

Xander's graduation trip took him farther than Oxnard. he made it all the way to sin city. Now he has to work to get his car repaired. Luckily he finds a job at the Monticeto.

Xander feeling abandoned by his friends realizes that Buffy isn't the only Summers girl that can make you crash a skateboard.

An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.