Because Harry wasn't jaded enough as it was. Horses should NOT look like that. Sort of a prequel to Crestfallen.

Sequel to Nameless, Faceless, Magic. Tag onto 5X10. Agent Hotchner has a short conversation with Amaryllis at Hailey's funeral. This leads to another conversation with someone he never thought he would meet. ONESHOT.

Spencer is somewhat familiar in an unfamiliar place, but he's also special, at least to Harry.

Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.

Azog attacks Thorin's company again and targets the Hobbit thinking him to be the Dwarf king's weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, AU after An Unexpected Journey.

Bilbo uses his ring at the Battle of the Five Armies to protect Thorin and his nephews, but he gets severely injured in the process. Thorin/Bilbo, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Violence. Written for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.

Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.

After the encounter with Azog, Thorin is smitten with the hobbit and does his best the court him with manly and majestic deeds. Unfortunately all of his attempts seem to fail hard. Thorin/Bilbo, Angst, Fluff, Written for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.

Thorin does not sleep during his night spent in the Shire, instead he contemplates past, present, and future while watching over someone else. Light Thorin/Bilbo, Fluff, For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.

Bilbo and Thorin have a talk. Sequel to Queen of the Dwarves. Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Romance. Ficlet.

"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.

One drowsy August evening, a dwarven king wanders into the Shire and knocks on a familiar green door. "I knew you for a few bleak months and thirty years later I wake up wishing that you were beside me. I am surrounded by my kin and kingdom, but even in Erebor I am lonely for you." Thorin/Bilbo.

Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme. Thorin/Bilbo

Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.

"When the darkness has taken over your mind and death cannot be your salvation, what is there left to do but seek asylum?"

Sherlock wakes in Middle Earth to find himself a dragon by the name of Smaug. Aware of his life both as Sherlock and Smaug, he wonders if John is also somewhere in Middle Earth, and hopes he will meet him again.

AU. In the name of the greater good, Dumbledore declares the younger twin, Harry, a squib.

People aren't exactly constant things for Travis, Wes is the exception, and maybe was why he was in love with the man. Travis can handle of a lot of the things Wes does, even if they annoy him or make his heart flutter, but there is one thing Wes can never do. Leave. This is just against the rules of society, didn't Wes know that?

Serial Killer!Wes AU The 72 Degrees Killer is one of LA's most famous and illusive criminals to date. Detective Travis Mark has been chasing after the killer for seven years with no luck in figuring out who he's chasing. But when the murder of Julia Lakeson doesn't match the MO of 72 Degrees, Travis finds himself coming face to face with the dark and mysterious killer.

fem!Part-Veela!Harry. After an explosion kills her last remaining blood relatives, a young girl finds herself a family consisting of superheroes, secret agents and a glorified secretary. Voldemort, Dumbledore, Paparazzi; you should all be very afraid...

Thor is getting desperate. His brother was becoming more and more irrational and angry as days went by. His only chance to bring Loki back from his growing madness was Harry. Luckily for him, even after Loki attempted to destroy the earth, Harry could never turn Loki away. Loki/Harry

If you ever wondered, what Loki/Gabriel did in It's All in the Details to make Castiel's safe house cabin in Colorado not so safe, well, here it is. Messing with the neighbours doesn't turn out so well, especially when they're named Jack O'Neill. Of course, the same could be said for the reverse.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

"Poor, poor Ryan. You've disappeared so far into my mind, you've finally lost yours." Ryan X Joe Oneshot

The Master of Death had enough of his immortality. The idea of being immortal appealed to him at first, but that changed when the blessing of immortality turns into a curse. There's only one way to get rid of the curse, and it doesn't involve saving random people's lives. Quite the opposite, actually. No slash. Evil Master of Death.