'"Take Charms," said Professor McGonagall, "and I shall drop Augusta a line reminding her that just because she failed her Charms O.W.L., the subject is not necessarily worthless."' Minerva never says anything she doesn't mean - unless it's sarcasm.

Minerva McGonagall had to have a little fun - and Dolores Umbridge planted herself right in her path. Pity for the school Governors, but there wasn't much she could do about that.

Set in fifth year: The Ravenclaws don't take Umbridge's speech too well...

Harry drives Umbridge crazy well he insists that the DA is not a club.

A slightly more conniving Harry puts up with Umbridge for the first three months before deciding to do away with her. How book 5 should have gone :p

Cornelius Oswald Fudge is having a bad day. A very bad day.

Umbridge is punished for her actions at Hogwart's in an unusual manner. A response to Umbridge's Comeuppance Prompts by Blackwolf-20 on the HPFC.

What happens when Remus and Harry play chess...and Remus notices something strange about the back of Harry's hand. Set during Winter Holidays Harry's fifth year. One-shot.

For the first time in her life, Sakura would not be the weak link. A time-travel fic. On Hiatus for an undetermined amount of time.

Don't ask about the title. I promised to post this and here it is after it has been sitting on my laptop for almost two months ! Disclaimer, summary and warnings inside. Rated M for language and future content.

Bucky fell and Loki let go, but both Steve and Thor were there when they lost someone they loved, and they blame themselves. Bonding and then healing as they honor their friends. Steve/Thor friendship. Angst, pranks, and trying to swing dance.

Steve's trust in Fury is shaken after discovering the Phase 2 weapons, and he doesn't know who or what to believe in now that he's in a new, modern world. Who better to restore faith than a god? Steve/Thor friendship

Knocking punching bags off their chains gets old after a while, and Steve needs to fight something that can fight him back. Thor/Steve friendship.

Bruce and Loki both have self-esteem and self-worth issues. Misery loves company, and what better way to begin to heal then to work together. Bruce/Loki angst and eventual friendship.

Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.

Tony finds Steve's compass in Howard's old things and returns it to him. They reminisce about Peggy, the young woman Steve knew and the older woman Tony knew. Steve/Peggy past relationship. Steve/Tony friendship.

Tony and Steve reflect on the arc reactor and how it, and each other, help them sleep at night. References to: torture and being frozen alive.

Thor and Loki have a child together, but they believe it died in childbirth when in reality Odin sent to Midgard. Cue The Avengers and Loki discovering that one of the Avengers is actually the child of Thor and Loki. Mostly crack with a little bit of actual plot.

Loki likes to become human and get bullies to try and beat him up so he can use magic to demolish them. Cue pre-serum!steve stumbling upon a fight and trying to rescue Loki.

The war is over, but the cost has been too high. Hermione sends Harry back in time to change that...and he finds love along the way. Warnings - Rated M for implied slash, snogging, Mpreg, and excessive use of the word Hell. EVERYONE lives!

After the War Artemis Potter leaves the prejudices of Britain behind. Will she find the peace she longs for? And the chance at a fresh start? Or will the past come back to haunt her? Sirius Dumbledore Remus and Tonks Live! JLH/HP/VC Plz R&R!

When Loki rather unceremoniously outs Agent Barton the archer is not best amused. Unrequited Hawkeye/male avenger.

If Harry wasn't a spineless, whiny, little git, this is how the detention would have played out.

Dolores Umbridge sets a reading on Werewolves. How does Harry react? he shows her who she's dealing with of course! Harry Potter: 2nd generation Marauder

Even if the Dursley's didn't like Harry, he still went to school so he must have known and used at least some Muggle phrases.