How far would you go for a cup of coffee? A quirky, semi-serious, oneshot featuring the Joker and a random citizen of Gotham. Takes place vaguely between BB and DK. An experiment with character, voice, and first personness in general. T for profanity.

SLASH!ZabuzaxNaruto!HakuxKimimaro!HarryxKakashi! Naruto grew up in Mist, with Haku and Kimimaro; mentored to Zabuza. Akatsuki took them in, things changed. Then, Harry Potter, who is no ninja, is found. Orochimaru wants him dead; Kakashi just wants him.

Naruto gets suspended for a month after an arguement with Kakashi and starts taking up the missions that Konaha refuse because people can't afford them. Bandits and Rogue-nins beware Naruto is coming. drinking smart badass believibly powerful naruto

Finds out has living relatives when his bloodline activates... Naru/Harem Undecided... maybe

Naruto is being chased at the age of 5 and stumbles upon the Namikaze Estate in the process. In the process, he meets his ancestors holocrons taking the form known as...Namikaze Reven.

Naruto has brought Sasuke back into the village, but he is still hated by everyone. Eventually, he is exiled and some people go with him. They join another village. Watch as they all become the strongest of all.

What if the most notorious bounty hunter in the galaxy had used some common sense on Geonosis? How would it have effected the Galaxy far, far away? Rated T for violence and some mild language

Tsunade's life is going to change, with the death of Naruto and Shion at the hands of Sasuke and Sakura. Tsunade will go back in time to save Naruto. More as the story progresses. Pairing Naruto X Harem...

starwarsxover. after round 2 chunnin exams. Naruto blocks an attack Sasuke sent to his other teammate. He is cripple and near dead. Kyuubi searches for a way to keep his jailer from being weak, and, while searching the spirit world encounters...Vader.

Naruto, while reading the forbidden scroll, finds a strange seal when he activates it, a black orb pop out and opens. A blob shoots out and becomes a bracer on his arm. He is sucked into his mind and learns he is the new owner of the omnitrix Naruxharem

Sirius has three baby girls who have a story ahead of them. This is how they came into being. Yes I know it says OC, but I'm using that because I can only choose one other person, and I kinda need three.MPreg, Rape, Abandoment. Don't say I didn't warn you

What if the snake summons, except Manda, wanted a real summoner. Someone to bring their clan back to its' noble and just image. Soon, they find a worthy summoner, in Naruto, the Kyuubi container. Slight bleachxover eventual Harem...go clan restoration act

Naruto, after telling Kakashi off in front of everyone, stomrs off and accidentally awakens an ancient bloodline that will rock the shinobi world. Pairings are narutoxgwenxcharm caster.

Oneshot. He loved them, and he'd fight for them to the bitter end. But both he and Ron agreed, being killed by them was a bit much, when Dumbledore decides the Prophecy means that Harry's death will mean Voldemort's as well. Ignores HBP.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

The Uzumaki were known for their bloodline, but everyone thought them too dangerous to have around and killed most, the rest fled.Now the last of them all has returned to Konoha. but what for? Sasuke/sakura/ino bashing. Narushino,Narushika,more possibly

What would happen if Team 7 back stabbed Naruto during the Wave mission. I'd like to thank Gunman for his help, with out him this story would be a train wreck. This entire story had been rewritten. Now, it is done.

When Zabuza and Haku dieds, Kisame was there when it happen feeling a bit guilty for doing nothing. But then he find Naruto at their graves there Kisame has a plan to change Naruto life forever.

Akatsuki have finally caught Naruto. Spoilers for chapter 430 onwards.

Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC

SaiNaru -yaoi- Sai and Naruto are attacked by an unknown jutsu while training, causing them to be able to read each others thoughts while Tsunade looks for a cure. Rated for later chapters.

Naruto gets kidnapped by orochimaru....oroxnaru pairing don't like yaoi dont read it!

Orochimaru failed with his first choice but when offered to change the past in order to fix the future he'll take the one he missed the first time. Read&Reveiw please.

After the battle with Akatsuki and Oto Naruto lost all desire to live, in order to save him Kyuubi sends him into another dimension where history took different root. Yaoi. Itanaru. Strong and smart Naruto. OOC, AU

DiSCONTINUED. Summary: That day changed everything, the day they betrayed him in a way he never thought possible. Warnings: Male/Male. INCEST. AU/AR. Undecided pairing. ?/Naru, ItaNaru, ItaSasu, ItaNaruSasu, KakaIru, etc.