Series of incidents where I think it would have been humorous or cool for Harry to say certain things.

Being rewritten! (HPLMTMR, slash, noncon, child abuse, Veela, Dark! but not Evil! Voldemort, Evil!Dumbledore) Dumbledore tried to raise Harry to hate his mates. He failed. Now Harry, Lucuis, and Voldemort will stop at nothing to get their revenge and their happily-ever-after.

HPTR slash creature fic Vamp Harry and Voldie ignores DH and end of HBP At the age of 17 Harry comes to his inheritance as a vampire and finds out Dumbledore has lied to him.

SS was able to stop the HP and the DA before they went to the department of mysteries so in his anger LV launched an attack on Diagon Alley which was devastating to both sides of the war. In the aftermath LV decides to offer a peace treaty. Slash LVHP

Slash, LVHP, possible MPREG, evil Dumbles, and stupid Mione and Ron Harry finds out a secret that should've remained so and then Voldie decides it is time to try to seduce Harry to the Dark Side. Is there any hope left for the light?

vamp Harry, eventual slash, evil Mione and Dumbles, takes place instead of HBP Harry is claimed by a vampire, but Dumbledore tries to keep the apart. Temp haitus

AU, The Dursleys send Harry away at the age of ten.

Professor McGonagall decides to intervene directly in Harry's life a month before his eleventh birthday. Harry quickly masters the secrets of internal magic under her skilled tutelage and the unexpected aid of Fawkes.

Harry is depressed over the death of Sirius and wishes for a chance to save him. So when his wish is granted he decides to do things his way. New powers and independence. He's not taking crap from any one. Not superHarry. Chapter 11 fixed everyone.

AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!

OneShot. This is a random fic that I wrote to Bardock's reaction to seeing Raditz as an adult for the first time in hell.

What would of happened if Bardock had followed Goku on his journey on Snake Way after he and Raditz were killed? Will he let his son see him, and affect the future, or stay hidden form the man who will defeat Frieza? Read to find out!

Bardock survived! Written from Bardock's POV, and is set right after the Buu Saga, but with some twists, like Gohan will act like Future Gohan, and Goten still looks like Goku. Bardock wakes up in an Earth hospital, and guess who he sees there? Kakarot.

AU Bardock makes a change. Instead of tracking Frieza, he travels to Namek to train, grow stronger, and avenge all the saiyans. Once there, he meets Vegeta's two sisters. Better summary in my bio.

AU. Harry potter as a warlock. parings not decided. World of Warcraft crossover.

Harry is transported to Azeroth meets the Horde. He is trained to become a shaman and returns to Earth after several years, changed. When he does, he is beset by danger and battle. With Harry's new abilities will he beat Voldemort? Warcraft crossover

Harry is sick of being used. Vying to release himself from Dumbledore's web of manipulation, he leaves Hogwarts and enters Blackshades, an exclusive school of Dark Arts, after being emancipated by Sirius's Will. Slash. Undergoing Rewrite.

Slash. OMCHPRW. AU. After the events in second year, Harry is ready to forge his own path. He accepts an invitation to a system of schools that offer a greater advantage over Hogwarts’ education. Creature story.

Albus Dumbledore frees Harry Potter, the boy who lived, from his life at Privet Drive as demanded by the Minister of Magic himself. Two men come and take him away and raise him the way he should have been. Different school and different life. Slash/het

When Harry is expelled from Hogwarts he only wants revenge, that is, until he gets invited to a strange school with strange customs, will Harry accept the invite and get his revenge on Dumbledore? But if he does accept how will he put up with his roomies?

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Stargate crossover. A past mistake comes back to haunt Jack O'Neill several months after the mission to Abydos. Left ophaned, Luna is sent to live with a relative she didn't know she had, leading to changes in her time at Hogwarts. Eventual HarryLuna.

HPSGA After the replicators have damaged Atlantis the crew is continuing out into deep space and John must do everything in his powers to stay alive, even if it does mean using magic again. no SGAseason4 compliant. On hold for work on "The Affair of S.S"

What if the newly disembodied Voldemort had noticed his link to Harry? A dark AU. WIP

AU ItaNaru Uzumaki Naruto was taken from Konoha at age 6 by a friend of his parents, after a mob beating. After eight years of one on one training, Naruto is coming back to Konoha to become a Genin. ON HIATUS.