Childhood teaches us many lessons. Some, more useful than others. Be careful. Be sure, and above all else, blend in. Vastly AU.

After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...

L/L. Lorelai is left home alone for a week during Rory's winter break...old fic I am reposting...I wrote this in 2002 and is set after "The Bracebridge Dinner".

Kinda Like Ripple Effect but not

HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?

We know the Galactica is looking for Earth, but what happens when Earth comes looking for them. SG/BSG 2003 Don't own it and never will!

When the Odyssey is flung from her universe into another the crew and SG1 just want to get back home. But when the damaged Odyssey becomes a prize to be had by both the Cylons and the Colonials, getting home may be the least of their problems. SG1/nBSG

Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...

This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.

Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.

Eighteen years after Voldemort's demise and Snape's incarceration in New Azkaban, Clan Potter sends him the magical equivalent of the annual newsletters that occasionally get stuffed into muggle Holiday Cards. Harry/Harem holiday crack fiction.

OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?

Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.

Hermione and the other new fifth-year female prefects discover that their most important duties aren't described in their Prefect's Handbook. This Hr/Padma version is ON HIATUS. See "A Coven of Prefects - Harmony Version" for H/Hr in-progress updates.

AU. Left in the wake of the second coming of the Dark Lord, Harry Potter emerges from Azkaban and sets forth events that will change both the wizard and muggle world forever.

AU. smart!harry. Latin for knowledge. What if Harry went looking for magic before Hogwarts and found it? What if the Greatest School in Britain wasn't all that great?

AU 4th year A child like none other. With the power to perform a corporeal Patronus. What could have happened with a few steps in the right direction?

The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.

Over the years Jack has collected photos of Sam. He doesn't understand why but he keeps all of them close to his heart.What will happen when Sam finds them....Re-edited and Complete

When Luke's college friend-with-benefits checks into the inn for a week,Lorelai is intrigued by her.Will Luke get fantasy that was denied him many years ago?Lorelai has a birthday gift planned that he'll never forget. Rated M for that French term.

After returning from Atlantis, Sam must attend a reception in DC, where Jack will be. She had only seen him a few times since she left him to fight the Ori. She must decide if she loves him more than she fears the pain she left behind. RNR COMPLETE!

Sam/Jack - What if Jack had been on the Odyssey during the events in 'Unending...' Spoilers for the series finale, Unending, and the rest of series.

Alternate continuation of Isis' Bane. Harry returns to Earth with SG-1 and finds a place to fit in. First chapter begins with an alternate of the last chapter of Isis' Bane.

Sequel to Isis' Bane. With the knowledge and technology of the goa'uld, and his own innovation, Harry becomes a force all his own in the galaxy. Exploring science and magic, Harry discovers the price of waging war.

AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.