"If I were to look at our relationship rationally, it would make as much sense as peanut butter and mayonnaise." A short series of fluffy one-shots featuring Henry and Eliza at their finest. Rated T for slightly suggestive content and mild language.

A/N: Heliza drabble written under the implication that "Never Block Cookies" acts as 1x05 rather than 1x06 and "Even Hell Has Two Bars" acts as 1x06 instead of 1x05 (following production codes instead of programming schedule). Enjoy!

Henry Higgs percebeu tarde demais que rejeitar Eliza Dooley foi de longe o pior e o maior erro que já cometera em sua vida. E infelizmente para ele, certas coisas não podem ser desfeitas.

Follow-on to the 2nd-to-last scene of episode 1x07, after Eliza successfully introduces the keynote speaker at Pharmaceuti-Con. I've written this story to mark the 2nd anniversary of the airing of the show's debut episode, "Pilot", on US television network ABC on 30 Sep 2014. This work is my 20th SelfieFic.

There are at least two missing scenes from 1x13 when Henry LOLfails at skateboarding. A proposed missing scene is Eliza accompanying Henry to the hospital to "mirror" the scene in 1x03 where Henry visits Eliza in the hospital. A second scene is Henry seeing Eliza's shorter hair for the first time. COMPLETE (SelfieFic number 19.)

Henry gets a surprise call from Bethany. Needing help with a project, she's confident his insights will be particularly useful. The Dooley sisters are talking to each more after what happened in 1x12 (Stick in the Mud). Eliza is in TeamFreddy, and Henry is king of the kale on TeamSalad. COMPLETE (3 chapters); this is my 18th SelfieFic.

Henry speaks to his new assistant

Based on E!News video of Eliza Dooley. What happens when a grumpy but well-dressed executive catches his beautiful friend and best sales rep leaning into him for a deep whiff. Eliza is no longer on TeamFreddy, and Henry is kicking kale on TeamSalad. E!NEWS VIDEO at instagram . com / p / u 0WGKsyte

A short story of Henry's thoughts about his job, and a certain red headed co-worker

A video of Henry's errant jump into Lake Steadman surfaces online, which Eliza immediately catches. She thinks about whether or not she should push the video deeper into the realms of social media. What happens when Henry finds out that a video exists and it's gone viral. COMPLETE (2 chapters).

Sequel to "Rainfall". Henry and Eliza wake up together. In his bed. With their clothes still on. Kinda epic. Totes. COMPLETE, 3 chapters. This story is my 15th SelfieFic; there's more to come :-)

This story marks the 1-year Hulu-broadcast anniversary of SELFIE "Imperfect Harmony" (1x10) on 9 December 2014. What happens in seconds aren't fully appreciated until it's too late. Beginning from Henry's point of view, this story is based on "Imperfect Harmony" (1x10) and the end-scene in "Perestroika" (1x11), but before his realization at the end of "Wishing Well" (1x13).

What if Henry fell in love with Eliza? What if it's too late?

Eliza has a timely conversation on the phone with her Mom. This is my take on a continuation of the end scene in 1x12 (Stick in the Mud) which means Eliza is in TeamFreddy and Henry is on TeamSalad. Characters belong to Emily Kapnek, and because I miss seeing Heliza, I'm borrowing them for awhile. COMPLETE, one-shot, that's independent of my other Selfie stories.

Sequel to "Interception". Henry and Eliza's unresolved romantic tension (HEURT) has led them to a turning point. Eliza simply has had enough, and barges into Henry's office demanding satisfaction and resolution. Little does she know he arrived at the same conclusion over the weekend. COMPLETE, 4 chapters.

Henry bumps into Miller (from Legal), and they proceed to have an interesting exchange about one fiery redhead: specifically, the company's best sales rep; more specifically, Eliza Dooley. References to 1x01 (pilot) and 1x04 (Nugget of Wisdom); the following is post-canon, post-series. This story leads into my larger narrative called "Ultimatum".

Henry takes two weeks of leave with little explanation to Eliza, leaving her to wonder what the hell is going on. She's a lot worried, and she's a little pissed. Prequel to "Morning Clear."

When Henry finally begins to recognize something about Eliza from their very first "wedding" together ... Inspiration from the set of promotional pictures from the pilot, where Karen Gillan is dressed as Eliza Dooley preparing to attend Maureen and Terrance's wedding. This story also appears on my Tumblr at uebermenschblog.

Over lunch, Eliza and Henry talk about Corynn McWatters and about being 'cool'. Eliza is in #TeamFreddy. Based on events from episode 1x13, this story takes place a day or two after that episode. This story stands alone and does not depend or follow upon any of my previous stories. COMPLETE, 2 chapters.

Henry Higgs is Kevin Whitaker's teacher. DJ Kevin and his fresh tunes are a disruption to Henry's perfectly ordered classroom. [Tumblr ask box drabble, Teacher AU]

In which Eliza realizes this is their wedding, not just hers. Please forgive any # usage errors. I don't know how they really work :/

Henry discovers Eliza's special recipe to get her through the morning.

Stuck at home with a bad cold, Eliza finds out just how much Henry cares. He checks in on her, and finally follows through by giving up the last vestige of control. Both discover they get more than what either could have possibly imagined. Elements drawn from 1x01, 1x03, and 1x10. COMPLETE (4 chapters).

Henry will never be able to live this down...

Because Henry paid attention to Eliza's morning favorites, they both were going to reap big payoffs, beyond mere brunch options. Henry dreams large about Eliza, but will he go far enough to close the deal? Post-canon / one-off stand-alone.