It wasn't supposed to be like this. What happened to the war being a thrilling experience, an honor to fight for the king and country? Well, reality happened. This is my story of how Captain Darling got his twitch and the horrors he went through as a result. (Rating may change as the story goes on.)

"But even the most uncaring of people have their...well, perhaps not good moments, but less bad ones. And Edmund Blackadder was no exception." A small snippet inspired by a scene from S3E3, "Nob and Nobility".

Someone is actually nice to Baldrick! He takes a day off of being abused to tidy up a bit. Set in S3. Rated T for mild language.

Throughout the four series' of Blackadder, Baldrick has been seen reading various letters and notes. But being lower class and a servant, he wouldn't have gone to school, so that leaves the question: how did he learn how to read? (Some OOC Blackadder, but it's necessary!)

Blackadder, George, Baldrick and Darling are sent on a scout party for an old trench that they recently recaptured. However, no one knows it's connection to Captain Darling until it's too late.

[Goes Forth. George/Melchett] No one had ever treated me like a lady before. I felt like the prettiest girl at the ball.

Set after series 4

An attempted explanation for several inexplicable things crammed into ten sizzling chapters - with some hot gypsies thrown in.

It's 1940. the Germans have overrun France. Chamberlain has fallen. In this reality, Churchill has fallen too. What now?

Blackadder's latest plan to escape back to England causes him to take an interest in the contents of Darling's drawers. (Blackadder/Darling)

This is really a 3 way crossover and only part of a tale so be warned! Anyway, I can't seem to find a Johnny English catagory, but basically I suggest that the idiot in Johnny English was all a cover and in fact the real character was a bit like Blackadder. Hope you enjoy, Ham

Blackadder's not-so-humble origins are reviewed, including an explanation for his many "incarnations". He's telling his story from the present, where he has become a slightly more sober, angsty Blackadder, but not too much out of character, I promise! Part One covers the first two series and Charles 1. Thanks for reading—reviews most welcome!

This is a fanfic about Blackadder but it all takes place at a high school. it contains will contain most of the characters in the Blackadder universe, and plenty of classic Blackadder jokes. Follow the adventures of Edmund as he makes his way through his biggest adventure yet... Highschool! Warning: Has some bad language and innuendo.

As it is, at the time of writing, nearly the hundredth year anniversary of WW1, Blackadder goes to the Navy, which is one thing which the TV series did not do, so I thought that I would. And as it involves a very cunning ship captain, I couldn't help but throw in a bit of Star Trek as well. hope you enjoy, pleaseR@R, Ham.

Blackadder and his men are invited to a celebration of the war's first year.

Queen Elizabeth wakes up the morning after 'Beer' and tries to remember what happened. Oneshot. Queenie x Blackadder.

"Oh, Blackadder," Queenie asked after a moment, "Did you miss me?" Blackadder replied with no hesitation, "Without you, Queenie, my life would be like a broken pencil." [One-Shot Drabble. Set after 'Chains' in series 2. BlackadderXQueenie. Slightly AU.]

Captain Darling is in the trenches at Melchett's order. But he's okay with that because there was something the general didn't need to know. In fact, no one out of the trench needed to know. Because Darling and Blackadder didn't always loathe each other, in fact sometimes they were the only thing keeping the other from going completely insane or leaving the army for good.

A tale of Blackadder no.3, getting up to the type of thing he normally does. Please R and R, Ham. Rated K for some slight bad language

My first chapter on my Blackadder Fanfiction. The set is Blackadder the Second, in the Elizabethan times! Baldrick has found a new hobby, which Blackadder finds completely and utterly daft; which he doesn't find very surprising at all, considering its Baldrick!

It's that time of year again. The medical universities are opening and the Regency Blackadder plans to do something help out with the cadaver shortage. It's not his fault that before 1832 it was illegal for physicians in England to study cadavers in order to learn anatomy, but rest assured Mister Blackadder will do all he can to help out, and make a profit in the process!

All Blackadder fans should know how Baldrick's Magnificent Octopus will go. (Technically written by Mr S. Baldrick, MP of Donny-on-the-wold, dogsbody to the butler of the Prince Regent in the late 1700's)

Little girl is lonely and on one day a ghost of King Richard III comes to see her.

FROM THE AUTHOR OF BLACKADDER V. It is 209AD and Blackadder, Baldrick and Percinius Percanius are commissioned by Emperor Elagabalus of Rome to go to a far-away deserted island to locate 500kg of cobwebs. Will they survive?

Royal dogsbody Sir Osmond Darling-Blackadder (Fourth cousin twice removed of the current King Edmond) is about to discover the secret of the Royal lineage, will E-Mas be forever ruined, will a cunning plan be formed (Takes place 12 years after Blackadder: Back and Forth)