Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the REAL money from the movie is made! See full summary inside.

Theoretical opening crawl for Spaceballs 4: The Schwarz Engorges (one-shot)

The news reports say the notorious gangster ate himself to death. Only Vinnie, God, and a few other associates know what really happened that night. One robot gangster's confession. (Oneshot.)

how the story ends after the end of the movie

This is my sequel to Space Balls that spoofs the Star Wars Prequel films and the expanded universe.

Lone Starr has a son! Will Dark Helmet get his revenge? I know I haven't put a new chapter in a while, and I probably won't for another while, because I have other stories/stuff to work on, but I definitely will get to this story eventually!

I'm basically making fun of Star Wars Episode 1, 2, and 3 in this. Oh, by the way, it doesn't really have its own plot, its just making fun of the movies.

A few years prior to the movie, Jukebox Skytripper meets CheeseCrackers Hamcheese. What's up with the badger, and where are all the Dink Dinks? DISCONTINUED

The Spaceballs need Melmacian hair to power their latest WMD against Druidia. Unfortuantely for them, they don't know Alf's demeanor...or Lone Starr's resolve. NOW COMPLETED.

Basically, it takes place ten years after the movie ended. Lone Starr gains a new enemy, who resembles one of the old ones, blah blah... Can't say more, mustn't ruin the story. Should be quite funny, though... I hope XP