"I feel like one day Lucy and my mom are going to secretly plan our wedding without telling us. They're just gonna… send us an invitation and expect us to show up."

So what if the kid was an Omega? It wasn't like he gave a crap.

"Kid, exactly how high are you?"

Hans Gruber x reader insert. Reader is Takagi's secretary celebrating at the Christmas party in Nakatomi Tower when Hans Gruber and his men show up and crash the celebration so to speak. Hans is impressed when reader sticks up for her boss. Her efforts are short lived, however.

When Lizzie delivers a pizza to the wrong place, she runs into a group of terrorists led by Hans Gruber, a cunning and yet charming thief. Little did she expect her little slip up to lead to a life-threatening situation. (one-sided relationship)

Cason knows all of the Die Hard movies and can recount them all by heart. When Cason gets a mysterious USB drive he discovers a complete collection of all the Die Hard movies, plus a new one. Curious, he clicks to watch it only to be pulled into the movie! Can Cason use his Die Hard knowledge to help John McClane save the day? Or will an old enemy take them down? UPDATES SATURDAYS

Haven is an estranged socialite from the Upper East Side and Jack is an under cover CIA agent from New Jersey. She's an aspiring writer and finds her story at a night club in Moscow and decides to chase it down, not realizing exactly what she's getting herself into. (A Good Day to Die Hard)

What happened to Slava Grubber after Hans' death (my OC in Die Hard Prologue)

Why did the villain Hans Grubber want that money so bad that he would kill and die for it?

{Liars and thieves are the same thing...} One fateful night on Christmas Eve Hadley McClane meets her fate in the form of a German thief named Hans Gruber, on that same night Hans meets the woman that will test his control for a while, because once he sets his eyes on her he can't seem to take them off. {-or are they?} (under co/on hiatus)

Title says it all. Just as a note, this was written when I was still in high school.

Bien este es mi primer fanfic y es sobre duro de matar. Es antes y durante el incidente del Nakatomi Plaza. Tsubaki es una joven que vive en japon y es adoptada. Su familia la maltrata constantemente y cundo conoce a Hans Gruber su vida cambia.

During the hostage situation at Nakatomi Plaza, the international terrorist and mastermind, Hans Gruber, after the retrieval of the detonators, amuses himself by playing a series of mind games against Holly Gennaro McClane. Suspense: Complete. Rated T, for mild language and sexuality.

A Christmas party is just what Jen's parents, John and Holly, needed. But, when a group of terrorists come in to hold the guests hostage and commit a robbery, Christmas turns into chaos. It's life or death with Hans Gruber calling the shots, keeping Jen in his lustful eye. Can every life be saved? Can a monster truly love? {one-sided love; violence}

Matt has had a heck of a couple of days.

You can forget that not all suprises are bad.

Hans Gruber survives his fall and wakes up in the home of the person willing to care for him. Will be romance in later chapters.

Hans Gruber has come to rob Nakatomi Plaza of the contents of its vault under the guise of being a terrorist threat; what he hadn't counted on was running into a young woman attending the company Christmas Party. A young woman who, if he's not careful, he just might find himself falling for. Hans/OC; does follow movie plot but will diverge after a certain point *TEMP HIATUS*

When John comes home and says he's going to Russia on a so-called vacation because Jack's landed himself in some deep Russian shit, Matt puts his foot down because hell if he's going to let that fly.

John's heard about Jack. Matt knows what he has to do. Set during A Good Day to Die Hard.

In "A Good Day to Die Hard", John McClane is in Russia to see his estranged son, Jack. He swears he's only there on vacation. In this "deleted scene" one-shot, he answers Jack's question as to why he *really* went to Moscow...

Unas vacaciones de primavera en casa de los McClane. Este fic contine spank paternal o nalgadas paternales. Si esta temática no es de su agrado, no pierda su tiempo leyéndolo, hay muchos más relatos y mejores en fanfic con los que entretenerse. Fic de 12 capítulos

La historia de un policía envuelto en todo tipo de aprietos.

Hans Gruber had a wife that faithful Christmas Eve. Years later she discovers something happened between him and Holly Gennaro, which resulted in a teenage son. Now she's out for revenge.

Lucy McClane thought she was working just another case. She thought wrong.