Gruby Drań zrzucił wagę. Fat Bastard boasts to Dr Evil about finally reducing his weight. A half drabble.

After Austin's and Vanessa's firstborn child (Justin) is kidnapped by Scott Evil, he is raised to be a villain and taught to despise his biological parents. That is until ten years later they reunite and Austin tries to retrain his son to be good, therefore training him to be a secret agent in training baby!

(Set during IMOM) Destiny, a not so bright blonde college student with aspirations of becoming a showgirl, becomes "head assistant" (a.k.a coffee girl) at Dr. Evil's Nevada lair. Unfortunately, she finds herself having some serious sexual tension with "Scotty Don't", the boss's son. With her job and her romantic life, how could she possibly attend a class?

Set after the end of Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me. Fat Bastard is brought to trial and Felicity and Austin meet his mother and Felicity reveals that she is pregnant with Fat Bastard's baby. What will she do and how will Austin and Fat Bastard react? Find out in this funny heartwarming tale of hope and family values that blossom even from the most adverse circumstances.

Alotta's thoughts the night Austin visits her...my first oneshot! :)

Mike Meyers refused to do a 4th Austin Powers, saying a joke was only funny 3 times. I love him for that. It's better that Austin Powers ended the way it did...however, what would happen if they did make another Austin Powers movie? I can tell you EXACTLY how they'd do it, leaving off at Scott Evil...

If you enjoyed this story make sure to check out It's Just You and Me Baby. In essence it's the same story I just changed the way I had it written. Thanks!

Read to find out. I'm not gonna spoil it for ya.

Sorry for the looong wait, have been busy with my publishd books and other things. Chapter 7 is finnaly up.

Powers Vs. Evil...who shall win? Well...stupid question, isn't it.

A rivalry that has gone on since day one, but it's finally coming to an end... Mini Me is sick of Dr. Evil and Austin Powers' friendship making him feel excluded. he turns back to the dark side, but it's a race against time against his old rival. Scott...

Just as Scott Evil finally excels at being evil, Dr. Evil becomes good. Now, how does Dr. Evil react when his son storms out of the evil lair just when all of the Powers are reunited? With a spanking, that's how!

Austin Powers is back in the seventees, the only era that seems to be fun nowadays. But what happens when he stumbles upon a new discovery of family, and Scott, his nephew, attempts world domination? Will he pull it together this final time?

Austin Powers gets some help from Sam Fisher to stop Dr.Evil from unleashing ND133 upon the world. Austin Powers Splinter cell Xover.

Frau is coping with the issues of losing Dr. Evil to Cryo and wther to tell newborn baby Scott Evil that he's thier love child. Songfic featuring around you who I cradled in my arms from Miss Saigon. RR!

Minime and Austin are missing the old days when Basil calls to tell them about a criminal drug ring in England.Can our heroes save the day?

Dr. Evil takes on a foster child! Kaeoss ensues. Read ASAP! DISCONTINUED.

More bad writing from Hezaa! A fictitious and ridiculous account of John F. Kennedy's assassination involving Dr. Evil, evil physicists, and the magic bullet. Rated T for violence.

PLEASE REVIEW... I CANT MAKE SOMTHING BETTER IF I DONT KNOW HOW

Scott kidnapps Austin and it's up to Dr. Evil to save him. Will Dr. Evil turn against his only son to help his only brother? I won't tell you! Come and read it.

Dr. Evil and his henchmen are forced to take up community service and work at their (unknown to the goverment) evil Starbucks corporation for free. Although, is someone going to try to take over the world anyways?

When Austin meets his long lost daughter, he is forced to take her on a mission, and love arrouses!

This basically is about what happens after goldmember, u should read inside for a better summary of what this story is about.

Dr. Evil and Frau get in a fight which leads to things, and all because of one phone call... updated!

One of the most important features of Austin's Face. What makes it so special and how important it is.