Small bits of randomness, because I'm bad at writing longer works.

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In which Bartimaeus gets Nathaniel to go to a pub and things go wrong. Because of course they do. AU-ish. Hold your beers for a cranky and potentially funny Nat.

The Natural Order is a cult founded by members of the old government dissatisfied with the commoner government. Luckily, one of the members have figured out that, using a new technique, they can summon a demon to go back in time to assassinate John Mandrake, a key figure in the creation of the current government. And they know the perfect Djinni for that. (Bart x Nat)

Nathaniel believed in the unnatural, of course. He had to. He summoned spirits to his call and controlled them with ease. However, potions aren't a thing. More specifically love potions. They don't exist and are nothing more than a work of fiction. Even if they did exist, they wouldn't work on him, that's for sure.

Kitty has arrived in Alexandria, the place where humans and demons first learned to work together. Not knowing whether Bartimaeus ever survived Nouda's rebellion, she decides to find out.

An AU where Nathaniel lives. A oneshot for my Nathaniel mourning soul in which Nathaniel and Kitty end up together and get the happy ending they deserve.

After surviving the blast from Gladstone's Staff, Nathaniel and Bartimaeus recover from their wounds in the hospital. Restrained Hijink's ensue.

Set after Ptolemy's gate. If it ended a bit differently.

In which Nathaniel wonders about this falling-in-love business, and Bartimaeus isn't a total rascal. Drabble-ish. Now with Bart's POV too.

Nathaniel wants to see Bartimaeus' true form - but what could he possibly expect? Bartimaeus delights and frights over this. / light bartnat and headcanon on bart's shape, feelings and a little mush

An argument with Underwood leads to Nathaniel telling Bartimaeus about one of his earliest memories. AU, explanation in note.

Faquarl helps Kitty destroy a new threat. Part of my Faquarl Lives au.

Kitty gives Faquarl a book. Part of my Faquarl Lives AU.

Faquarl finds out that Jabor is dead.

Sometimes Faquarl wondered why he'd agreed to live on. Part of my Faquarl Lives series.

It's 4,000 years before Ammet is released from the amphora.

Faquarl receives some unexpected visitors in the middle of the night. Companion fic to Small Talks and The Gift.

Bartimaeus decides that Faquarl could use some company. Companion fic to my other one, Small Talk.

Nathaniel and Faquarl don't exactly like one another.

In a small hospital room in the New London Hospital there lies a young man, practically a boy, who hasn't woken up in several months.

Nathaniel survived the final battle, Kitty stops by to visit him before going to work. Everyone is adjusting to their new physical limitations as well as their changed opinions on each other. Character relationships in this are intentionally ambiguous, fair warning.

"What's the matter with you? Did you loose a fight to your office supplies while I was gone? Had a dangerous run in with the copy machine?" Nathaniel fiddled and squirmed in his seat, not meeting my eye. "It's nothing, I just- it's nothing." Set about a year post Ptolemy's Gate but disregarding the demon uprising/final battle. Could be read as friendship or pre slash

[DISCONTINUED] Nat has consented to work on another horrible case. Obviously, without my help, he'd be hopeless, so here I am, though I'd rather watch him suffer from afar. -Love, Bartimaeus.

Arthur Underwood never locked Nathaniel in a room full of spirits. Without that scaring experience, Nathaniel's curiosity about djinn grows unhindered by fear. Unsatisfied with the lack of information he seeks out a more direct source. Bartimaeus, for his part, is not exactly prepared to be confronted with a child with too many questions and not enough books...again.