While taking a break on their journey, Casey installs some upgrades to her body that she hopes will make her a more useful companion to Philly.

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink... No, not the start of a really bad joke, but the beginnings of a really bad fanfiction! Wherever Philly goes, trouble follows so he can never let his guard down. Luckily, the immortal outlaw has a nifty trick to sober up quick! Rated T for language/violence, but nothing worse than in the show.