Grinding garbage is thankless work, but as Clanker soon discovers, things could always be worse. After forgoing one chance to escape, will the shark ever be free? A fic with some backstory, some feels, and a lot of headcanons.

Banjo-Kazooie 3, the long awaited sequel that never was. But what if I told you that a secret copy exists somewhere. Curious? Read and find out.

After obtaining her beauty from Tooty in the Game Over sequence, Gruntilda the witch begins her new life as the fairest of them all.

One shot, A little prequel to Banjo Kazooie, it's short though.

When Tooty finds an egg out in the woods, she's determined to care for it in case it hatches. Banjo decides to reminisce by telling her the story of how he and his best bud Kazooie met when they were younger. Set some time after Banjo-Kazooie but before Tooie. Also will explain where Tooty headed off to and why she didn't reappear.

The bear and bird are separated by their individual pads. Growing anxious with each passing second, the duo know that by the time the latter returns, they are thrilled to see them again.

Kazooie ends up getting hurt, it's up to Banjo to save her no matter how worried his mind ends up being. Banjo x Kazooie. (Trust when me I say that the story is better than the Summary is.)

Nelly has returned with a friend from school and her boyfriend. This time, the trio find themselves in RareWare's most popular video game, Banjo-Kazooie. It's up to Nelly and her friend and boyfriend to help Banjo and his partner, Kazooie, to rescue Banjo's sister.

[{Rated T because some light profanity, light, mind you, stuff like. &@! And c@&p, nothing to worry bout}] After Banjo is kidnapped by Gruntilda and taken half way across the world, Kazooie is forced to take on hero status and save him, but her whole world is about to be flipped in the most illogical way and she will never be the same, what happens? Read an find out. Rated

Here's what the Game Over Cutscenes from Banjo-Tooie could have been, if Banjo-Tooie had lives, just like it's predecessor. Rated T for some deaths. I do not own Banjo-Kazooie.

It was a calm day in Spiral Mountain, until Gruntilda the witch attacked.

My take on the infamous game over scene from Banjo-Kazooie that created the Sexy Gruntilda/Beautiful Gruntilda character. Grunty is transformed from an fat old witch into a hot young babe and enjoys the sensations and appearance of her new body.

Banjo and Kazooie discuss with each other that Tetris is more complex than it seems.

There are times where even the most golden hearts hurt: this one is just ill and wishes to be with his girlfriend, yet his good manners towards his friends won't allow him, even if the breegull is feeling everything on his mind. WARNING: Contains Bazooie (BanjoxKazooie) and sick!Banjo. Rated K for general audiences.

Kazooie needs to talk to Banjo, but the way she's going about it makes Banjo worried. Then again, the bregull is not the only one with secrets. One thing is clear - both the bear and the bird need to come clean. WARNING: This is a Bazzoie (BanjoxKazooie) story. Rated K for light fluff and real awkwardness.

A bear and a bird setting out to defeat a witch… Thought you wouldn't hear THAT story here. A rendition of the classic Nintendo 64 platformer! Relive the perils, fun, and excitement that the game had to offer. Wait, this is a video game? I thought it was real life!

What starts off as a normal day for Banjo and Kazooie slowly turns into a quest to save the land as well as discover the mystery around the missing Jinjo's.

Banjo and Kazooie have a secret that neither one knows about. However, they are not the only ones who have secrets. Their next adventure will change their lives and the lives of others forever. Pairing: Banjo/Kazooie.

The full adventure of Banjo & Kazooie on a screen! I will continue on with the next chapter if I get some positive reviews. I hope you enjoy! Everything in this is owned by Rare! Not me! Rare!

WHAT IF BANJO KAZOOIE WAS AN ADULTSWIM SHOW? Each chapter a different episode idea :) *ADULT THEMES!*

Kazooie goes about her own business in Witchyworld.

Turning the tables on L.O.G., Gruntilda is out for one last shot at revenge against Banjo and Kazooie. Using her Gruntbots to rebuild her old lair, what lies in store for our heroes in their new adventure?

Heroes are expected to remain strong and positive, but there are just a few moments in everyone's life where they must cry their hearts out to the world. Kazooie has seen Banjo cry many times, and remembers two distinctive memories very well because she knew that the tears of the honey-bear were for her. A Bazooie (BanjoxKazooie) Story. Rated T for Blood (lightly mentioned).

In Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, Bottles tells you that his family left him because they were traumatized by his resurrection after dying in Banjo-Tooie. But that doesn't make sense, because he was brought back to life at the end of Banjo-Tooie and they weren't phased in the slightest. Mrs. Bottles didn't even believe him. So here, I've tried to fill in the gaps. Enjoy.

The universe is broken. As a result, Banjo must relive his adventures over and over and over and over... What kind of zany situations will he and friends get into now? Time Loop stories for Banjo-Kazooie. (Cover image done by AIBryce on deviantART.)