Dan meets the most infuriating, self-absorbed, ill-tempered woman he has ever met in his entire life...and his heart swells. Note: Was meant to be a crossover with "Mother Up!", but there's no category for that show.

Dan wanted to spend his day with Chris but Elise had to show up and take him away, well won't go down with out a fight. Check me out on Ao3.

When Dan had to take Chris to the library -rather he liked it or not- books had manage to hypnotize him. Upon realization of this, he decided to burn it down, happy to finally have a reason to. But little did he know the secrets that lie within the Library... well he find that secret, or will he just burn that down too?

Dan finds he's not alone on a particular night and is torn concerning the intruder and their rather curious motives. Slash fic! Errors in first upload are now corrected!

-Oneshot- Elise is upset that her husband has once again ditched her for Dan, but it all changes when she runs into a familiar stranger. Secretshipping.

-Oneshot- Dan and the impostor take a stroll on the internet and find fanfiction of themselves. Jerkshipping.

-Oneshot- Plotless torture fic. Mild Jerkshipping.

Dan once claimed to serve Nemesis. Chris should have listened.

Dan wavered uncertainly at the door, hand suspended over the knob. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Drabble Fic. Updates: Mondays

Dan comes home to an extremely unwanted surprise. Jerkshipping, but just a bit of fluff. One-shot.

A new supermarket gets built in Dan's neighborhood. However, things heat up when he finds prices are a bit out of his range.

While trapped in the cabin, Elise decides to tell Dan a different secret. Drabble fic. Updates: Thursday.

A mysterious girl from Dan's past claims to know him. Though he never even met her before. Meanwhile, someone wants to use the girl for nefarious purposes. Will Dan remember the Mystery girl, enough to protect her? Will Ninja Dave be in this! Yes to the last question.

What happens when Dan opens the door and finds a basket with a note attached to it? Find out in this oneshot!

Sequel to Dan Vs. Mother. Just when Chris and Dan thought things were back to normal, Elise's parents arrive to help their daughter for the arrival of the new baby. With Chris being ordered around by the in-laws, Dan must think of a way to get his best friend back and make Elise's parents leave.

-Oneshot- Elise receives a request from the last person she'd expect, yet at the same time, she's not at all surprised. Secretshipping.

-Oneshot- Dan* has trouble doing his work because of a certain /jerk/... Jerkshipping. Companion fic to Catch Up.

-Oneshot- Dan just wants to enjoy his burger, but that stupid /jerkface/ has to ruin everything. Jerkshipping.

When Dan's mother Deloris comes for a visit, she drives Dan crazy by running his life and eventually enters Chris and Elise's household where she treats mommy-to-be Elise like a princess while she treats Chris like a butler. It's up to Dan and Chris to come up with a plan to get rid of Deloris. Will they succeed?

It's deja vu, for Dan when several past threats start coming back united stronger than ever! Not only do they want revenge on Dan, but also are plotting to take over the world! Now it's up to Dan and several past allies to stop them once and for all!

Dan x Chris (buddyshipping) Chris and Elise are getting a divorce so Chris temporarily moves in with Dan. As time passes, and they begin to learn more about one another, their relationship grows. Confessions are made and their friendship becomes something more.

In the process of being rewritten (again) bear with me, sis

(This story takes place back in Chris and Dan's teen years) While on one Dan's "Revenge Adventures", Chris can't help but wonder why his buddy looks so beat up...

Little Danny decides to run away from home for the night. What better place to crash than his bestie's house?

The desire burns like the infernos of hell, but can it be quenched and will he give in? Dan finds his thoughts conflicted and tormented by that of another. Constructive critiquing is welcome and appreciated.