Aziraphale picks up a basket of strawberries from a vendor in St. James's park. And somehow.. things just... happen? (Rated M for mentions of sex).

On March 29th, 2014, Crowley makes a life-changing decision that has the ability to go extremely not well.

Summary: Crowley needs to get some new plants for his place. The plant seller notices that the best friend that Crowley talks about so much is probably something more.

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In which Aziraphale is a terrible cook, Crowley is evasive, and self-help books don't necessarily apply to angels and demons. A/C. [Follows in line with the Amazon Prime series.]

Crowley gets himself into a spot a trouble. Luckily, he stumbles across the right bookstore. Friendship, hurt/comfort- no slash

Aziraphale has been acting weirdly lately and Crowley has no idea why.

Armageddon is well under way, but Crowley stops by at Aziraphale's bookshop on personal business. Aziraphale/Crowley

Despite gender, despite the fact neither of them likely have any — Aziraphale notices, and how in society two male-presenting creatures keep their distance, but he does not care. Not for one second.

Crowley and Aziraphale have been gifted the chance at a would be human existence, with all the perks, and downfalls of their angelic and demonic abilities. Aziraphale is feeling the true weight of their decision, bringing about a fight and as a result, one night of debauchery from a certain demon. Leading to the curious mutation of a completely ordinary, previously human, Lexi.

The only thing scarier than a demon is the thought of a… 'friendship' with one. CU

Neither of their magicks was better than the other, but there was something to be said for preference. CU

No matter where Aziraphale is or what trouble he finds himself in, Crowley is there to save him. Suspicious? Aziraphale/Crowley

Aziraphale likes to go to clubs, to drink and chat and, well... One night, he meets an old friend at his favourite clandestine bar. Aziraphale/Crowley, slash, low heat

Aziraphale is miserable after having stopped Armageddon. But why? Because he's lovesick. And it's awful.

In episode Six there's a missing scene of Aziraphale and Crowley working out Agnes' last prophecy. This is my take on how that happened. "Any other angel would have called the emotion love. Aziraphale was trying not to, not only because he was intimately familiar with the defensive changeability of Crowley's temperament but because he was scared of the fragility of his own heart."

They were drinking one night, and once they were pretty drunk, Crowley decides a great way to show Aziraphale his love is with karaoke.

Aziraphale was peacefully reading his book when he heard the shutter sound from Crowley's phone. The demon insists that it was not a picture of the angel. A silly thing I came up with that I just had to write down. Inspired by this tweet of Neil: /neilhimself/status/1004158850373599232?s 8

Missing scene from the mini-series: what if it had taken Sister Mary Loquacious a minute longer to greet Aziraphale and Crowley. A/C Aziraphale/Crowley, boys kissing.

A Post-Almost Apocalypse Conversation. "Why do random strangers always think we're together?" "Weeeeeellllll, in a way, we've been on again off again for six thousand years." Aziraphale/Crowley A/C fluff and kissing, spoilers for the end of the book and mini-series.

"As hard as an angel stuck on earth for millennia tried not to, there would always be a few special people throughout the centuries that would manage to capture their heart." I had a dream that Aziraphale lost his human lover. This is what became of it.

Crowley needs to convince his superiors that he and Aziraphale are not friends, so they fake a fight when they know they are being watched. Aziraphale gets excited. Inspired by that scene in the trailer where Crowley grabs Aziraphale and pins him up against a wall.

Aziraphale and Crowley are having dinner, discussing all the various ways they had been discorporated.

The boys go out for the night, Aziraphale is cute and a little jealous.

Crowley plans a trip to LA to take Aziraphale to visit "The Last Bookstore". He wants to surprise the angel and take him to a place he would most definitely love. The story goes from their flight from the UK to LA to their visit to the bookstore.