He cocked his head curiously. "Are you seriously telling me I'm too evil for Hell?" - Cartman dies and Satan tasks him with performing good deeds on Earth until he can get into Hell. Unfortunately it comes at a few prices, such as only being able to communicate with his best frenemy and having a pair of annoying wings in the way constantly.

Toolshed and Mysterion get cornered by a tentacle monster, and Human Kite tries to get to them in time. Emphasis on the try. / Stylenny, tentacle monster. Dubcon, sex pollen

Even in a group as large as the Freedom Pals, these four just work well together. Slight Annie x Douchebag Paring.

Oh, word? Back at it again and making new stories and not finishing others, haha. Anyways these are just some one-shots that I spewed from my head that I wanted to share. There are lots of bad naughty word, so beware and enjoy.

Fingiendo y mintiendo. Haciendo de la vista gorda, se vio hundido en lo que se llamaría un problema que podría abarcar demasiado para su control. Pero nadie habría hecho lo que él, porque nadie amaba a esa otra persona más que él. Protegerlo. Es lo único que debía hacer. No pasaba nada y nadie debía saber nada. Sus labios estaban sellados.

Ashley Dovahkiin has just moved into South Park, and she's not exactly happy about it. Sad and angry about having to leave her friends and her teammates, she tries her best to be happy for her parents. Then, just days after moving in, she becomes part of something bigger than she ever could have guessed when she moved to this quiet mountain town.

Aged up, AU. When the girls of South Park High School create a perfume that makes the boys crazy for each other, everything seems fine at first. But the 'dominants' of the relationships begin to get more and more possessive, and that forces the 'ukes' to go to the girls and demand a cure! How will this all work out? Full summary inside. Rated for language and future sexual themes.

Stan and Kyle meet up after years apart; hoping to reconcile but secretly wanting much more than that.

Obsession drives people to do crazy things; even making a deal with the devil. Kyle only has himself to blame, really, enticing Craig the way he has, and for so long.

Stan wants to paint Kyle's toenails and he obliges. Stan has ulterior motives, of course.

Stan's t-shirt has gone missing but Kyle isn't about to tell him where it is.

Kyle is always uptight and ready to fight, but Kenny and Stan have some pretty interesting plans when it comes to helping him calm down. Sex can tame even the most formidable wench, it would seem.

Cuando la segunda canción comienza, la gente ya está gritando su nombre, lo que le da el valor para soltarse, y cuando la tercera termina, la gente aclamaba más. Ellos obedecen, tocando una cuarta canción, incluso una quinta, no tardan en ponerse de acuerdo para tocar hasta una sexta. Tiene una enorme felicidad porque la gente los aclamaba como quería.

The Dragonborn was gifted with immeasurable power. It's too bad that he chose to use it to destroy lives.

When Riley Thomas moved to South Park at nine years, old, she never imagined that she would form an unbreakable bond with four unusual boys. Now, starting her junior year, she can no longer deny her feelings for one particular blonde. Throw in a school project, chaotic relationships, and the cult of Cthulu, and this is bound to be one interesting year.

Stan has his entire life changed when he comes home one night to be broken up with by Wendy, his long-term girlfriend. What he thinks will ruin his life actually changes it for the better. Chapter story with new chapters every week or more. Style.

Heather Ashburne is new to Southpark, completely oblivious to the fact her ex-boyfriend Butters is there too. between, Scott who got hot, Butters whose gone nutters and Kyle whose not keeping his feelings on file. Being 16 is just constant drama for the boys. Good old Cartman is still filled with lies and betrayal. (Scott M. - not in seleted characters so placing him here.)

StanxKyle. "Kyle climbs in through the window that afternoon, clambering from the narrow tree branches into the sun-spackled haven of Stan's room.

these stories are about the love life of stan and kyle

Kenny McCormick saw things. He saw many, many things. [[The unplanned sequel to The Death of Craig Tucker]]

Because your Dad always fucks your Mom. (Rated T for Language)

Craig Tucker era un joven veterinario con una vida simple, sin emociones ni aventuras, ha vivido en South Park toda su vida. Conocido como el chico malo del pueblo, el que todas desean. La única relación que sintió perfecta fue en su tierna infancia, con una niña rubia, a pesar de ser una rarita y media marimacho, que se fue a los 11 años y pensó nunca volver a ver. FemTweekxCraig

Une sauce KFC qui mitonnait dans un jacuzzi, des friandises et deux meilleurs amis de plus en plus proches. C'était sûrement assez gay pour considérer qu'ils formaient maintenant un couple...

Craig Tucker was tired...he was so, so tired.

Part four in the Tyler x Jake x Molly, Tommy x Emily series when Tyler sleeps over at the Broflovski house Jake's leg gets slightly worst and Emily and Tommy get a big but pleasant surprise r&r hope you enjoy; rated: M for sex contains Yoai; and swearing. Tyler x Jake, Emily X Tommy