It is a curious fact that most planets developed the game of football independently... Guide entry, apropos of nothing really

Arthur gets dumped. Ford has bigger things on his mind.

Some one-shots that are not related. If anyone wants to expand on them they are welcome to. I don't own any of this.

A short joke which has no real purpose - just for fun!

Ford/Arthur conversations

Random is lost and alone, wishing for a friend, wishing for a hand to hold. ONESHOT. Entry to the FroggyClan May 2014 Writing Contest.

The story of Marvins Creation and miserable existance until he ended up on the Heart of Gold.

This is a story about dolphins, mice, planets, universes, the Ultimate Question and many other things... Secrets are revealed, answers are given, new questions are asked. It begins very simply. It begins... with a robot.

During the final scene of Mostly Harmless, just as the world is about to be destroyed, Arthur looks at Ford just before everything ends. This is what he was thinking. (I do not own The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy) NO SLASH!

Ford is very eccentric and beyond out of tune with human emotions. So much, as a matter of fact, he simply can't show his love for his friend, Arthur, properly! Full of laughs. Enjoy this odd "pairing."

Ford learns something new about Arthur.

Hey you, don't watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around! So if you've come in off the street, and you're beginning to feel the heat, Well listen buster, you better start to move your feet, To the rockinest, rock-steady beat of madness! One step beyond! First Post of the new Hitchhiker's: Alternate Phase on OngoingWorlds.

Chapter 35 reimagined. The final chapter seemed too rushed so I "fixed it". This was also an assignment from my english class during my senior year in high school. Enjoy.

As well as being my favourite Christmas song, I've always thought 'A Fairytale of New York' perfectly fits Arthur and Ford's relationship in a lot of ways. Told over four Christmases, the one right before the Earth was destroyed and the three following it, this is their story.

Arthur Dent had things pretty well figured out for a British man in his late twenties. Ford Prefect does a good job of changing that, and Arthur is surprisingly OK with this. Shameless fluff.

First you always need to know where you towel is. Second DON'T PANIC! A fun story, well it was to write. And this is what happens when I haven't had a drink to inspire my writing. Which is just as well, 'cause I think my stuff is mediocre. But when I'm rdunk, craziness happens. And I'm the one who has to clean up in the morning. Damn plot bunnies! No help at all. On strike...

An ongoing series of the entries in the Guide that weren't there and should have been, or were there and weren't mentioned. Warning: We begin this saga with what I like to call BJ. (No, you dirty-minded fools) A Bad Joke. Go stick your head in an pig!

An innocent bystander to the return of Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent's return to the present, Thomas, takes an improbable sofa ride to the past. His assumed nap at a cricket game will result in a much more interesting escapade than he had intended.

Oneshot. Marvin runs into an extremely annoyed platypus who takes out his personal problems on the paranoid android. Very slight crossover with Discworld.

Le Coeur En Or s'écrase sur Terre ! Mais que peut bien cacher cette ville dévastée ? Zaphod, Arthur, Trillian, Ford et Marvin vont devoir le découvrir, à leurs risques et périls...

(AU without 'and another thing') the crew of the heart of gold must reunite once again to discover the reason of why Infinnadin Enterprises are weaponising planets, what has it got to do with the guide, how will Random's relationship with Fenchurch turn out and why is a certain cow relevant (full of sifi references).

A year after Trillian has left Zaphod on the Heart of Gold, Zaphod is improbably visited by a human whom he ends up telling his story to before finding out that she is connected to one of the people he used to travel with. Sad at the end, as this takes place during Mostly Harmless, and ends with an unusual pairing. Read at your own risk.

What if Marvin sung a song while waiting in the snow? Based on his little tune from the book, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Picking up where 'And Another Thing...' left off, will the Vogan ships destroy Arthur Dent or will he live to whine and love again?

Set in the world of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Arthur Dent comes across a new revolutionary device that is set to change the traffic system forever!