A collection of erotic shorts. One Tumblr reader was nice enough to ask me: how would the Horsemen react to their SO giving them morning sex? Read on to find out!

Here's a lil story about Strife taking his shirt off during a family breakfast. Turns out our boy's got Ink. Domestic life with the Four Horsemen and reader as an insert character. Nothing of a romantic nature really happens, it is only implied ever so subtly. Fluffy silly stuff. Here's to family values. Enjoy!

Sometimes people aren't chosen for a reason. Sometimes, you can't chalk things up to destiny or fate or something else equally exciting. Sometimes, you're just a human who gets swept up in a journey that you were never supposed to be involved in, and all because - for one, tiny glimmer of a moment - you did something brave. This chronicles the journey of the Reader and Death.

To be a bunch of oneshots I had on my Tumblr. Some were removed in the banning of explicit content they did, and I have most saved so here I am, posting them. Title is a reference to "life has many doors, edd boi". Chapters all unrelated to eachother unless labeled other wise. Many hinted nsfw moments, nothing graphic. R&R please!

(Sequel to Ones Last Stand!) The remainder of existence was supposed to thrive with the battle ending. For most it did. Most moved on. Some took their time, but an unlucky few couldn't shake it all from their mind. The most well known being has returned, and boy were they displeased by what they came back to.

Fury finds out that the Maker's Forge has great acoustics.

Fury erhascht einen letzten Blick auf ihren Bruder Strife, bevor sie in Ulthanes Portal versinkt. Seine Anwesenheit wirft nur noch weitere Fragen auf, deren Beantwortung jedoch warten muss. Es gilt die Menschheit zu beschützen und mit den letzten Überlebenden einer verdammten Rasse im Schlepptau begibt sich Fury auf die Reise in eine ungewisse Zukunft.

A looming and incredibly bossy Horseman on your shoulder that you accidentally summoned? Cake walk. The real challenge is to send him away without the help of the very pen that summoned him. Fantastic! Rated T for language, but everything is quite light and humorous. No pairings, but definitely some friendship for the lonely Horseman. (Written through 2nd person POV)

Being a seventeen year old is pretty hard, especially when the apocalypse hits and young Mari finds out she's been asleep for a hundred years and that all humans but herself have perished. Now she has no choice but to go with the Horseman War and help clear his name while carrying a "burden of the sun".

When the Council realizes the Horsemen could disobey them or disregard their rules and threaten the balance, they devise a plan to tame them...A rather strange plan...Rated M (WarxOC, DeathxOC, StrifexOC, FuryxOC) (As of Feb. 2019, I am revising chapters to be free of grammatical errors, as well as revising characters to better fit their personalities in the games)

This is yet another Darksiders story. With another character named after one of the princes in Skyrim. Azura is my dragon's name and she rides with Death as he helps his youngest brother War restore humanity and they fall in love. AU.

A mixture of drabbles. Latest: Simper. "Witness her accomplishment."

Sam is a "Special" demon. She has quite a history, and as it eventually catches up to her, she meets people, loses a few, gets broken down and rebuilt.- (First 4 chapters are sorta bad, gets better. The beginning of the story, I wrote in 7th grade and I'm now past high school, it gets better over time. Fixed last few chapters, they got mixed up. Part 2 soon? M version? Ask me! R&R)

Maya has the gift to see the future by visions that comes from her dreams, a heritage from her father's blood, but she doesn't know who she really is. A secret kept from her since the beginning. But when she sees herself in the grip of the man that triggered the End War, she realizes that dreams can come true whether you like it or not. Rated T, but will probably be M

After the End War, and after the resurrection of humanity, the denizens of the three Kingdoms find a new planet for humans to live on. Thing is, everyone else wants to live there, too. This should be fun.

She could see the souls of the Dead and calm them with her songs. But now she is in a world that is slowly falling to darkness and her kind are extinct. She vows to somehow help the world that had took her in when she was alone. However, it seems fate has other plans for her and that includes involving her with Death himself.

What if there was an alternative universe where the Crowfather was not associated with crows?

This story takes place 1 year after the events of Darksiders 1 and 2. In the aftermath of the End War, humanity has been restored by Death's sacrifice and War is currently living among them as a hero. One day when War is fighting Demons, he meets Uriel, who he had not seen since the End War, and their dynamic concludes... (Warning: contains lemon)

Oneshots set in the Angelus Bellum-Universe."Abaddon and Azrael Post-Eden Funtimes." Rating & Characters apply to latest Chapter

Another Darksiders story...with a twist. Saint. Micheal had a daughter born on Earth who was named Meridia. And she was meant as both guide and companion to War until she has found true love. {I suck with summaries apparently.} Yes, the name Meridia is from skyrim if any of you {The readers} have played it for yourselves. she is a Daedra prince.

Trans!Strife. A fluff fic in which Strife feels wrong in his body and a friend hear's him out. There's one use of "cunt" but that's all.

This is more of a wierd au version where the horsemen are evilish and goes along with some of the stuff in the bible.

"War!" Strife's up to no good and War's life is in danger. Later War/OC, maybe M

When life gives you Earthquakes, you're probably me, Mars Vallely. Everything has been thrown my way, a little Earthquake isn't going to shake me! Oh wait... M/M Slash Oc/Death There is blood, there is death, there is yaoi. Please read and enjoy!

Death has friends, but they are animals. And they aren't exactly the cuddling kind either, Dust is a perverted crow and Despair would rather ear your ear than hug you. What is Death without a bit of fuzzy fun in his life? This one is a Death with an OC story, If you likely, leave a review! I have plans to complete other stories before this one.