What if the couple from the Peloton Christmas ad were real husband and wife? What would their next year look like? This is just a spoof.

He's the critic that rips movies a new one. The critic with a bad attitude and a renegade status with a short fuse.

When Santa Claus goes missing, everybody blames Marilyn Manson. With a mysterious leaugue of artists attacking Manson, can he over come enemies such as Yoko Ono and Criss Angel, to rescuing santa and being able to rock at Jesus' birthday party to prevent Rapture?

Bob Ross turns into Bob Moss somehow. Rated M for Memes

This is a very specific thing that's complicated to explain so just read the authors note first chapter. These are only my OCs and their stories, and they are slightly related to HTTYD so... read if you want? Its gonna be angst for characters you hardly know tho lol

Patrick has a crush on Pete, but what happens when he finds out? STAY TUNED! more parts coming soon.

When I was in 6th grade, my friend Bryana wrote a BLACKPINK fanfic in school. I enjoyed her talent an published it. Basically, Jennie and Lisa are high schoolers attending a summer camp. That might sound cringy, but trust me, where else would you find sugar-high kids running around with jeans on their heads and their parents not watching?

Violence! Absurdity! E-Henchmen! The ancient realm of Bantoria has been conquered and subjected to tyranny under the reign of Queen Crocothot. As hope is waning in the aftermath of the Age of Thots, four idiots are tasked with finding the the only one who can stop Crocothot and her e-legions: the presumed dead giga-chad Gigalonius Unitonius, THE Absolute Unit.

officel from the Academy

Sagittarius A* is tired of the frigid orbiting stars that never get close enough for her to touch. It's been millennia since she's had something juicy to eat, and deciding that enough is enough, she heads to our solar system, eager to sink her teeth into a planet or two... This story is a commission!

It's not easy being President of the United States. This story follows the tale of Barrack Obama, as he struggles to keep his country safe from Commies, terrorists and spiders.

This is the story of two women and the adventure that takes them on an adventure that they will never forget.

Johnny is an autistic savant and he and his caretaker thot Lisa live happily in a san Francisco townhouse. One day, inexplicably, she got bored with him and decided to fuck Johnny's best friend, Zucc Markerburg. From there, nothing would be the same again. Also Johnny kills himself cuzz he gets cucked.

An alternative twist on a popular porn video. This time, everyone is fucked.

An original fiction, Senators Delilah Jones and James Murphy have successfully schemed to prevent sweeping legal change by bribing the Supreme Court. Now on the verge of discovery by the FBI, they have a choice. If they both talk, its life in prison for each of them. If neither talk, they get reduced prison sentences. If one talks and the other doesn't, only the snitch walks free.

The 7th year is here. After a couple of years of being nearly left out of the last "The THRILLER Tales", they finally get to tell their scary stories this year along with Bruce telling one. These stories includes "Death Trial", "The Vision" and "X-Terminator". Those stories were a little shorter this year.

do not read.

Storytime of one of the most random things I had in mind

People say there is a land where memes rest digitally, called "Memetopia", and a land where the dead memes rest called "Memeral" as they rest in the dirt. Every meme lives here and dies here. Find out more, on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!

(Part II, original story, written 2018) Bronwyn and LA RESISTANCE embark on a mission to free the President of the Universe from the deadly, brain-controlling Shna'oz alien.

(Original story, written 2017) Bronwyn, a privileged, sheltered girl in the distant future, discovers that her perfect life isn't all that's cracked up to be when she finds the apocalyptic wasteland beyond her door.

In the days leading up to the fall of 1939, the German military thought that they would easily be able to easily take control over Poland. However, they could not be further from the truth.

Original by Ernest Hemingway

Some families have a history in the Military, others in Politics. This young man's family has a history in Contract Killing. But as hard as it is to take life it seems harder to put up with the daily life in high school, even more so when some seem insistent on pushing people's buttons.

The title says it all...