There are MANY story updates in here! If you don't read my blogs usually, you should because i put updates in them!

this is kind of a rant right now guys, might lose some followers, but please don't judge me, ok?

I'm here to spit raps and kill presidents, and I'm all out of presidents.

This is a wonderful story about for best friends that are great for each other since they have loved each other since the day they met and they would do anything to withstand their friendships for they are just that affectionate. The main girl who will introduce herself when the story begins is so greatful for these friends of her.

A female you'll go monster mad for the honey series

an unexpected burst out occurs during a school tour to the local sugar puffs factory

Avoid chapter 3-4 so far if you don't want explicit content! It's friday so here is my new story!

This is my new blog! 3 Also updates on stories

Est-ce que vous vous souvenez du passé de François Hollande, de ses actions avant qu'il ne devienne président ? En voici un récit écrit par le premier intéressé…

Bitch Lasagna, But through Chinese to English google translate

Pewdiepie's T series diss track translated from English to Hindi and back to English. This will help remind people to sub to Pewdiepie in the war against T series.

what if babe ended like this

Somalia's got nutting on him.

Enter Slappy, a mysterious being forged in the heavens, descends upon the planet in a once every millennium event. The earth's gone bad, and she is sent with one mission; fix everything. Save the Earth from it's inevitable demise. It dosen't look like it, but the end is nigh. It will require bravery, friendship, and hope to achieve her goal, but the end is the least of her worries.

I'm so sorry...

A Trio of Sweets, courtesy of DefinitiveSin.

A collection of lyrics I made up either to match an instrumental song, to be an English version of a non-English song, to make something political, or just for the lulz.

Ah, mitosis. A perfectly normal phase of life... or is it? Cell division, a handy feature that heals, not hinders... or does it? Read this story (no don't) for a more IN DEPTH description of mitosis and its effect on our poor chromosomes who endure it weekly. AN: TOTALLY SCIENCTIFIC! Read for A in science!

Remember that other copy pasta

Des moments de l'existence des villes et pays que nous connaissons tous. Sur Facebook.

"night fever, night fever / we know how to do it / ah ah ah ah." —esteemed poets, the bee gees. it is 2019, and it is shipping week. welcome back to 2012.

here's my ideas for 5 alternate endings to babe pig in the city

AKA UglyTurnip stands on a soapbox for roughly a thousand words. A fic that probably won't do any good for any cause, but one I wanted to write anyway.

You don't know why you bother keeping track, but hey it's fun to try.