A (belated) Father's Day tale based on my Raccoons future stories. Ralph feels that his young son Michael doesn't love him as much as Melissa, so on Father's Day, he decides to take his son fishing with him. However, Bert becomes involved and ropes the father and son into joining him on a rafting trip instead! Will Ralph have a good Father's Day, or will everything fall apart?

Another one-off story I wrote. Little Michael Raccoon, the son of Ralph and Melissa in my stories, is taken on a camping trip by his parents during his summer vacation. Unfortunately, Michael wanders off from camp in the middle of the night and to make matters worse, a severe thunderstorm separates the little kit from his parents. Will Michael ever see his parents again?

A "what-if" story, if you will. You all remember the episode "The Sky's the Limit"...but suppose the events of that episode had turned out differently. What if Ralph had been killed when his plane crashed? How would Melissa react and how would she try to move on with her life? Find out here in this tragic one-off story from her point-of-view...WARNING: You may need a tissue...

Bentley's girlfriend (and now wife) Rachel gives a brief description of her life so far.

Annie Ringtail has moved away, and Bentley is lonely, but a new chapter in his life is moving into Annie's former home.

Annie Ringtail and Bentley Raccoon write letters to each other to tell what their lives have been like since Annie moved away from the Evergreen Forest in 1992.

After doing some serious thinking, Melissa feels a desire to have children, but Ralph isn't as sure of it as she is. Will they become parents, or are they fated to end up childless?

Melissa would do whatever he asked... Even if he was a ghost.

Bert receives a letter from Bentley. Set during "Stop The Clock". It happens after Bentley leaves off-screen from the Evergreen Forest.

Bert leaves the Evergreen Forest for life in Vancouver in hopes of getting a record contract, but what will befall him there? Will he make it or will he fall flat on his face? ON HIATUS

Bert feels neglected by his friends, and feels as if he has become a burden upon them. Bert then meets his guardian angel who indeed shows him what life might be like without him. But would everything really be better had he never been born?

Ever wonder what happened to David and Delilah? Wait no further, as you are about to find out.

Ralph Raccoon retells the story of the earlier years of his life, especially of how he met his wife, Melissa. Contains some disturbing and depressing scenes. Complete unless I am requested to go back and change/add/remove anything.

Homeless and without Christmas stockings, Bert finds himself down by the lake, wondering if he'll ever have a home again. Set during The Christmas Raccoons. one-shot

Join our gang as they travel through ten, tales of horror, dread, suspense, and fear! Written for Halloween-well ahead of time, too. Will contain character deaths, graphic violence, and extremely heavy inspiration from the Simpsons. ON HIATUS

"Everyone has secrets in their past that they would like to forget; even our heroes."

As the Evergreen Forest prepares for another Fall Festival Bert and Lisa hike to the hot springs on Mount Vulcan. Unfortunately for everyone Cyril and Bentley's new waste disposal system gives the volcano indigestion. Trapping them all on Mount Vulcan.

Inspired by Harun85's "Dungeon". A "What If" story, in which Lisa doesn't die. You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of her dreams! First chapter up, more still to come.

When a happy-go-lucky raccoon finds that the love of his life was killed by Sneer Industries, he sets out on a quest for vengeance.

The Raccoon gang are miniaturised in an accident and Cyril becomes concerned for Cedric's whereabouts.

A horrific set of events unfold inside Cyril’s mansion.

While hunting for treasure Cyril finds a magic lamp.

Inspired by other 'owner's guides' to robots based off characters in other series, I thought it was high time Cyril got his due. I mean, who knows, if it were possible, wouldn't you want a Cyril-bot ?

Cyril learns the importance of love and in turn becomes a kinder, gentler and more understanding aardvark and just when you thought it wasn't possible !

Here is my first fanfic. It is a songfic of Cyril Sneer's loneliness. Includes the lyrics of Hurt by Nine Inch Nails and Johnny Cash. Enjoy and please rate and review!