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Ricky's trying to sleep in his shitmobile in winter. It doesn't work. Thank God Julian lets him in.

Julian has won the lottery in more ways than one. The money is great but the love of a new trailer park resident is worth so much more. Julian takes a well deserved vacation with the people who mater most. Involves drugs, swearing and graphic sex. M for future chapters.

It's been several years...and now one woman has returned to the Trailer Park where she found herself after the outside world hurt her. How will she be received...and more importantly who will she find too tasty to avoid?

Jim Lahey gets hurt during an encounter with Ricky. Good thing he has Randy for backup. hurt/comfort, slash, slice of life

Ricky and Julian are getting out of jail. Lahey and Randy prepare for their arrival back at the park. ((Mainly just testing the characters. Thinking of making a short story if you guys like it. Please read and review!))

Left in charge of his trailer while he was in jail, Cory and Trevor think Julian is getting home tomorrow...they have plenty of time to clean up the mess. But after Julian gets home early he quickly realizes he has a lot more to worry about then a messy trailer. Who is Cyrus, what does he want? Mentions of, but no actual spanking. Swearing, drugs...it IS Trailer Park Boys.

Alternate version just jogging in my head. What if the Trailer Park Boys Season 5 last episode Shit Blizzard had an alternate ending? What if events were different, and the efforts of drunk Jim Lahey weren't enough to pull Ricky through? What if Ricky never woke up? Find out what may have happened.

Ricky tries to find a way to deal with spider mites in the plants again.

Randy has been borrowing money from Cyrus to buy cheeseburgers and now Cyrus has decided to cut him off until he's repaid.

A woman in a diner finds herself attracted to a greasy looking truck driver.