When Trump and a couple of his clan copulate with the cold hard ground of a border town to summon voodoo-derived anti-immigrant cannons…the stars of Space Raiders (a successor to Space Invaders on the Nintendo Gamecube) must intervene to thwart these amoral auto-amorous machinations.

So my request for a Space Invaders category got in. And so, I present to you the very first Space Invaders fanfiction.