Pilot finds out about Captain's "special billboard" and decides to win him back by making him jealous. Unfortunately, Pilot never stopped to think about Snippy's feelings about the whole thing. ON HIATUS

If you're stuck in a post-apocalyptic situation and want A) an entertaining read and B) tips and tricks on how to survive this unique situation, this is the guide for you! The ENGLISH language is copyrighted by the G-Directorate. You will be charged 100.2 credits per word, no refunds :tu du du:

Prompts. I grab the dictionary, find a word and write a story from it. If I find a good idea, I may develop it elsewhere. No stories will exceed 1000 words. Ratings, pairings, characters and genres will vary, but nothing above T rated and I'm not sure if anything will be set in an AU.

A chance encounter in a bar. Charles Snippy meets Alexander Gromov before the apocalypse.

The tall figure appeared making no sound of footsteps as it marched towards me. The figure reached out offering me a hand loudly proclaiming "Bonjour monseigneur, zee weather is rather lovely this spring don't you find? You look shabby! Do you fancy a taste of bourbon? No? How about an exquisite job opportunity with partial dental benefits and chance of advancement in zee ranks?"

What if Captain's luck trys to kill him/her since s/he does not want to live anymore? Charles Snippy struggles to protect his commander.

Snippy in search of a new base discovers a seemingly empty, stable house, leading the group to discover it's one occupant. A female. After being alone for so long in the wasteland, how will she take to the new company? And after being in a male only group, how will Snippy, Engie, and Pilot take to her being the newest of Captain's minions. OC involved. Rating may change?

It's hard enough to find friendship in these times, but to find love? Get real. The selections are somewhat narrow, and Captain is an egotistical maniac... but I really can't help myself. Let's just say at times, all I can say is... Bwah? Cap/Snip

For the first time in weeks, Gromov leaves his lab, set on discovering the puzzle behind the unscannable subject. The Dead Zone proves itself to be a trial for the esteemed doctor, but Charles Snippy is going to have it much, much worse.

Upon spotting a hostile gunner, Snippy hurried behind the nearest car to save his head. Too late however he noticed that the gunner had scored a hit on his leg. Will he make it out of this alive? SnippyWhump. This was a roleplay, so if you're new here and looking for good quality fics, skip this one.

A collection of little stories about the life of Zee Captain and his minions. Genres and ratings may vary.

Short story written during work, might not be 100% In line with the comic but still, Has 'Spoilers' I suppose. "The wind is clogged with smoke and embers and before Sniper can even work out what way is up, he knows hes falling down..."

This is a fan-entry for 157 from Snippy's point of view. The idea for this AU was inspired by RA 157 before the text was added. !Spoilers!

Follow Mr. Snippy through his countless reincarnations and previous ancestors lives, varying from a WWI soldier to a college student or even as a mental patient. A mass collaboration between several writers for Romantically Apocalyptic. Chapter genres and ratings vary.

Some of you are familiar with the antics of Scribbles and Aderyn... but what about the days before they met? What was her mind like while it was still intact? How did she lose her grip on reality? Where did she find Thing? Thankfully, she hung onto an old journal, and she's letting me post it.

Done for the RA kinkmeme "Captain sees Snippy sleeping over his desk and fantasizes about what he'd like to do with Snippy bent like that." Rating for safety. (Well, maybe a bit more than safety...)

Engie suffers a battle wound. He's definitely going to die this time. (Drabble)

Pilot/Zee Captain, Titanic roleplay request fill on the kinkmeme on livejournal.

Time to mess with Engie's head. Where do babies come from? WARNING, OC ALERT

SLASH Written for a kink/Prompt, they basically asked for more on the Titanic Roleplay between Pilot and Captain but more fixed around /the/ car scene. I wanted to write some smut so here we are. Last Chapter posted. Sorry guys, not as smutty as you'd like I sort of lost my lust for writing /3

Lots of weird things happen in the radioactive wastelands. Title says it all. What will Pilot and Captain do? Mild swearing and whatnot.

Captain sees something white skipping into an abandoned house and runs after it. What will await him and his fearless minions there? This is a Coop between Temarcia and me :D Disclaimer: The Captain and his squad belong to Alexiuss. There will be some mild swearing.

One day Snippy stumbles upon the unique opportunity to solve the mysteries behind Captain's gender. Cap/Snip

Red, a confused survivor travel around this dying planet upon arriving to what a purple google eyes refers as "Captainia". Well, he doesn't get well with him. But in contrary,gets along really well with the green, yellow, especially the blue one.

Charles Snippy hadn't had a good day in a long while.