Monty is the first on the list to take care of the Baudelaire children after their parents passed away. Despite his doubts and the incompetence of a banker, he is the best for the role.

Figuratively, she is burning a bridge. Literally, she is burning a man. [S. Theodora Markson/Woman With Hair But No Beard. Suspiciously linked to "Didn't you ever see the signs?"]

Violet didn't tell her siblings about the man. Sunny wouldn't understand, and Klaus—Klaus didn't need another reason to worry about her. Klaus worried enough about strange men who stared at Violet.

("Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling."- O.W.)

Lemony Snicket tried to be a noble man. He had done so for most of his life. But no matter what age he was, if he'd been asked he would say that a noble man would have better things to do than to chase a fourteen year old girl around the world.

There is a universe, somewhere, where they fail. This is not that universe. AU from The Carnivorous Carnival on.

Eleanora Poe misses the better times of her newspaper.

You find an old box full of tapes. [Halloween fic. A trip through Gustav Sebald's filmography.]

[VFD side switch AU- Bertrand is a firestarter]Bertrand is left with the mission of making sure Lemony Snicket doesn't run away. It would be easy, if it wasn't for Beatrice Baudelaire.

Five years-old Beatrice Baudelaire is taken by VFD and meets a girl who has some answers.

"Kit...you know your boyfriend is a lunatic, right?" "Yeah I know...so am I" . But after a suicide, a scandal, and the possibility of being hunted, she started to question what it meant to be a lunatic. Or if she wanted to be one. . Or if she wanted to be WITH one... Sequel to "Don't Ignore Me" Series

"We can never be truly free, can we? We will always have this shadow over us."

Esmé meets a face from her past.

It's Esmé's debut on stage and she is waiting for someone special.

Jacques visits Kit in jail. Set during "Shouldn't You Be In School?".

Jacques still tries to find the good in Olaf.

A detective and a librarian examine the ruins of the Baudelaire mansion.

Kit runs into Olaf during a mission.

Bertrand experiences his sexual awakening in a very awkward way. [A pre-OT3 B/B/L story.]

If you like happy stories, you've come to the wrong place

Lemony is caught and trapped in a basement.

Jerome finds some courage in himself.

It seems like the Baudelaires have finally found refuge at Prufrock Prep seeing as Count Olaf is too afraid to return back to his old school and the new principal somewhat resembles their Uncle Monty... But happiness is temporary and something awful is bound to happen to them.

Day after day she just sat there, doing his work, not giving him the attention he so wanted and deserved. It was her fault he felt like this...the one where Olaf gets the "ugly" Snicket girl to do his work for him, and ends up driving himself crazy while watching her do it. Yes there will be smut ;)

Two young volunteers attend the Duchess' ball. [Pre-Schism, S. Theodora Markson/Woman With Hair But No Beard]