While filming an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay's loins are set alight by the failing restaurant's star waitress, a young lesbian who's working a hospitality job to support herself as she completes a BA in gender studies and creative writing. During a night of raw hotel sex, her confusing urges overwhelm her and Ramsay, forcing her to confront her illegible desires.

Short stories on the movie no reservations. Mostly about Nick and Kate. My first ever fanfic. Suggestions are welcome. There are spoilers. I don't own the movies.