Here are some angry nitpicks from an annoying teenager on what you should not do when writing Halo Fanfiction.

Cortana suspects that her rampancy is making the Master Chief suffer from their connection, but comes to a surprisingly different revelation about their bond. Bond between characters implied though could just be platonic. (Just a short and sweet Halo One Shot to sharpen the old tools)

There's a reason ukulele notes being playing in your head when you think of beaches. Even ODSTs and ONI operatives aren't resistant to its effects

Rewrite of Halo 5. Osiris adjusted slightly, Blue Team actually having a role, and no stupid "plot twist".

Short stories about my favorite couple.

AU The Spartan II project was a success, but the same cant be said for Spartan III, and when the Covenant invade Reach, who will be there to defend it?

Just a Halo AU where the Battle Of Reach was much bigger, there's alot more SPARTANs for example. ooh, and there's some stuff in the first chapter that don't make sense, mid story I remembered these, and just couldn't fit them in, this wont happen again, if you read my later stories, I promise.

Because of a freak accident caused by a unknown benefactor the human race may have a new weapon that can turn the tide of future wars. Fem-noble 6. Spartan-2 encounters including Master Chief. More human innovation that should of happened. Some crossover but not story breaking.

Heroes are forged through sacrifice, the survivors of grandiose deeds as their friends succumbed to the toll of battle. They are all that remains of the dead, speakers for the fallen. Spartan Teams BRIMSTONE and JERICHO, the remnants of one long struggle. (Early chapters undergoing rewrite)

Some enemies are to bitter to die, and money can buy many things... including the fading life of an abducted little girl, found unharmed...by her parents. Sometimes the worst enemy is one you failed to kill and left for dead... but she didn't die... and now... she has power.

Luke was just a marine during the war... A marine that would become a legend in his own right... Though not without losses. Rated T for violence, death and profanity. Updates infrequent. Doesn't follow canon.

*Silver Arcade*

There's a Rogue Spartan running around killing Officers in the UNSC. She has a reason and a secret. One she kept guarded but she has been found. This is Spartan B-312 aka Rona journey back into the light

Sequel to The Rabbit and the Wolfe. The galaxy has dodged another bullet. The Covenant assassin, Ekan 'Satinee lies dead, his plans to finish the war crushed under the boots of a purple Spartan. But he did not work alone. Rogue elements inside the UNSC have been waiting 30 years to get back at the government that had caused them so much pain. They will wait no longer.

There's no fury like an angry woman with an automatic weapon.

Kat asks Carter to give her some "Relief". Rated M for explicit Sex scenes, (Lemons)

John's only been back for a few weeks and he is already determined not to take any downtime. Blue Team employs their resident giant to do some Spartan-wrangling. Set just after H4 in an AU where Sam is definitely totally still alive.

For the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack. —Rudyard Kipling, The Jungle Book [full summary inside because summary limits]

As the Covenant Loyalists make a final stand on Installation 07, an ancient evil rises below the ring's surface and the UNSC hurls men at the defenses around it. Lives will be lost, blood will be spilled, and War will reign.

Tawny Clark has always had special powers. When ONI finds out, and brings her in to work with Dr. Catherine Elizabeth Halsey, what will happen to her innocence? She's physically weak, but she might just be stronger than anyone ever imagined. (Image isn't mine, I just edited it)

Aboard the UNSC Ode To Joy, Fireteam Odysseus, consisting of 3 Spartan IIs and a Spartan III, is tasked with investigating a loss of transmission with the uranium colony of уран (Uran) after the fall of Reach. What was initially thought to be an Insurrectionist invasion leads Odysseus to an ancient alien facility where a long lost threat rises once more.

(Sequel to Featherkisser) What the hell do you do when your entire asteroid community is in peril? It's nothing but more underhanded merc' work, ugly, murderous ape-people who smell like dirty shag rugs and interspecies romps from here on out. Better stick it to the bird. AU (M!Human x F!Skirmisher/T'vaoan)

Contracting on a remote planet to harvest plasma doesn't exactly make a romantic environment. An incompetent boss, and a band of pissed off aliens and their ruthless commander trying to murder everyone might just make it all impossible... Let the feathers fly. AU (M!Human x F!Skirmisher/Kig-Yar)

John meets his mother in a room with a two-way mirror.

Halo alternate timeline: What effect would a divergence in the timeline early on in the Human-Covenant war have on the galaxy. As it turns out, quite a lot.