Herbert works at Subway. Lance is a cop. He and Herbert flirt shamelessly every time, and Herbert wants to ask Lance out but his home life is a mess, and he's very busy. One day, Lance responds to a call about domestic disturbance. The last thing he expects is to be greeted by the cute blond Subway employee he fancies. And that's exactly what happens. Art by @sir-lancethot.

Spamalot Hogwarts AU. A collection of one-shots about the characters' lives at Hogwarts. First eight chapters are character introductions. Prompts/suggestions welcome and encouraged. Cover art by ronnie-v on Tumblr

"Lance felt a whole new feeling wash over him like a tidal wave. It felt similar to an adrenaline rush, but somehow a lot more powerful. It made him want to do things he never imagined in wildest dreams, and he wanted to do them all to Herbert." Cover image by Scullysrevenge [Implied naughty bits]

"Considering the events that lead to this, I can't say that I haven't had a happy life. Back home they would call it 'luck o' the Irish', and I agree to a certain point. Who knew destiny would have me be so lucky?" My OC's origin story. Cover art by ronnie-v on Tumblr [First written in 2015]

In this angsty, tooth-rottingly fluffy, and NSFW-y story Sir Lancelot gets seriously injured in a battle, and learns the true meaning of the phrase 'in sickness and in health' when his beloved husband, Prince Herbert, takes Lancelot's recovery in his own hands. The amazing cover art created by the talented @leela-small.

In this prequel to Dress Rehearsal, Lance introduces Sir Robin to his new boyfriend. Fluff, absurdity, and more fluff. One-shot (kind of).

"It had been less than a week since had Lance had accepted his sexuality and his feelings for Herbert altogether, yet he still had no idea how to act. Everything felt completely foreign to him, so he was hoping the blond could help shed a light on that. But it seemed like every time he tried to talk to him he became tongue-tied and scared; something that had never happened before."

Prince Herbert's dream of becoming a musical star is only one dress rehearsal away. Why is he so nervous? If only there was a handsome knight to help him out... (slash, fluff)

Lancelot and Herbert enjoy their happy ever after. But when a hunting trip goes wrong, the two spouses will discover new things about each other and themselves. (Slash, angst, past abuse, comfort, and fluff.)

"Lance stared perplexedly at that brave and optimistic creature before him. He still couldn't believe Herbert was able to remain so joyful despite how horrible his life was. It made him question why he was always so unhappy with his own life. The blond had it so much worse than him, so what was his excuse?" Modern Herbalot. Camelot High AU. First posted on Tumblr

The Story That Started It All

Act on feelings...in bed.

Three friends fall asleep in class while watching a movie. The girl befriends Prince Herbert very quickly and her two friends are off somewhere in camelot. Will they get out of this dream? Will they stand up for each other? FIND OUT! And please...no BASTARDLY anonymous comments.

Lucky promises to keep it a secret. But sometimes keeping something silent involves more than sealing your lips, turning the key, throwing it away. Sometimes it means putting on a show, an elaborate charade. Luckbert friendship. Herbalot.

It's May, the month of "yes, you may." Spring brings new life, love, and lust. A series of romantic drabbles for various Spamalot ships. Warnings inside.

A drabble based off of "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?" from Frozen. Winter had always been Herbert's favorite season, and for a good reason.

Holiday-centered one-shots and drabbles about how the Knights spend the Christmas season! Based on the fic "Robin's Guest". Modern AU. A gift for the AMAZING Galieo Figaro.

Lancelot has noticed his husband has been going out a lot lately, but where? To see who? To do what? Set after the events of Spamalot. LancelotxHerbert

Prince Herbert's plan of sending an arrow to find a big, and strong, and hot knight to rescue him didn't work. Instead, he is now about to go through with his arranged marriage to the lovely Princess Lucky, with her huge tracts of land. How will it work out? You might be surprised or not . A brief one-shot inspired by plot-line in the book "Thumped" by Megan McCafferty.

Uma história ao som de Beatles. John Lennon/Paul M., contém conteúdo slash.

Lancelot's still getting used to having a castle and land and being a knight and being responsible. But his husband, Prince Herbert, makes everything a whole lot more desirable.

Based off and basically a re-written version of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot" also known as "Pet Shop" sketch. Read at your own risk.

The Black Knight makes a short but classic appeacance in the musical Spamalot and of course in the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." I was wondering what could have happened to him after he was left behind pinned to that tree - this is the result.

When the quest for the Holy Grail is over, Robin finds that he misses the knights he used to spend his days with. Well really, he misses one knight in particular...