i found this on my goggle drive from 2014 enjoy

My best friend from 9th grade made a rap for me but in college another friend heard his rap and we came up with this.

Duke Nukem wins a ticket to see the hit movie, Deadpool 2!

DUKE'S BIG GUN OF GIANT GUN BULLETS MADE IN CHINA FOR THE AFRICAN GOVERNMENT WHICH WAS STOLEN BY RUSSIANS TO MRXICO WHICH WAS STOLEN BY A FRENCH MAN AND THEN STOLEN BY DUKE.

Paix et sérénité à Neo Los Angeles ! Le Dr. Proton et son armée de cyborg ont été écrasés. L'intervention de Duke St-John, alias Duke Nukem - guerrier émérite de ce conflit - a donné un tournant définitif à cette guerre. Acclamé par toutes et par tous, c'est lors d'une émission TV qu'il se présentera plus en détail. Néanmoins, ses dernières performances ont attiré l'attention...

People far and wide know the great man that is Duke Nukem. After all, he DID save the Earth. Many times in fact! And yet, nobody really knows just WHO or WHERE this mysterious badass came from? Suspicious! But is it really something the people want to know? Shall we find out? Who knows?

On a faraway desert planet where mankind has struggled to carve out a meager existence, one man seeks action, adventure, and bad jokes in his quest for revenge. 5-chapter parody of Duke Nukem (character) using an original character. Rated M for crude language, violence and adult themes.

Duke Nukem kicks ass but he is no hero. No one gets saved by him. He is a killing machine among killing machines. This story follows Veronica Venom as she is captured from her pedestrian life and held in the Duke Dome.

A charming tale regarding the struggles presented to Duke Nukem's son, told in a style that may be all too familiar. A second chapter has already been completed.

The spine-tingling continuation of the tale of Greg Nukem, and the harsh challenges he is presented with in his fight against evil.

Oprah interviews Duke Nukem.

Years after Duke defeated the alien invaders for what he thought was the last time, he live in peace, each day passing by slowly. One day however, the aliens return and Duke is the only one who can save the human race. stay teund were ahdding a brands new strtroy " duke nu ke m beyond forefe" coming soon tot the omegawritexxx fanficiton accoutn soon

"It's down to you and me you one-eyed freak!" The final battle of Duke Nukem 3D and the first battle of Duke Nukem Forever novelized for your enjoyment!

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In this story, we find out the secret behind Duke Nukem's macho name. Warning: Contains some strong language

A one-shot depicting the beginning of Duke Nukem Forever. Rated M for manly.

A story I wrote in 2006, documenting my speculation on the then-upcoming Duke Nukem Forever.

Duke Nukem, the ultimate action hero, retells his first adventure against the nefarious Doctor Proton. This is an adaption of a script I wrote based on Duke Nukem Manhattan Project, the original Duke Nukem game from 1991, and an outline by Steve Ward.

Oneshot: For over a decade, the Duke has been doing...nothing. Well, he HAS been lifting weights and smoking cigars, but with aliens invading Earth yet again, that counts for very little.