Exactly what the title implies. Dreambert's view of the whole thing, starting a few weeks before. May be slightly inaccurate; fueled mostly by headcanons rather than normal canon facts. Light Dreambert X OC shipping in a few chapters. Read & Review please! (Rated T because of mentions of death and stuff.)

"I mean, flying the castle into space and going into this long monologue about how I did it is really cool, don't get me wrong, Kammy. But it's just so — easy, don't you think?"

This was based on Minnie's Stylish Hair-Bow from the Mickey Mouse Works cartoon.

Luigi and Booette celebrate their one month anniversary by going on a road trip up the coast to Luigi's beach house. Booette pines for Luigi's attention and resorts to extreme methods of getting it. Meanwhile Luigi is once again tasked with the daunting challenge of taking his demonic girlfriend out in broad daylight. Fluff piece, contains graphic sex.

What if Bowser kidnapped the wrong princess on purpose and what if they actually end up together and the kids finally get a mother they deserve.

I want to send you this clumsy heart of mine. Part 5 of the Follow Your Heart and Keep Smiling series.

It started with a fight; from then on she's acutely aware her last edges were being softened.

(First Fic) Super Paper Mario, but in literary format! Can the four heroes of legend defeat the dark prophecies and save all dimensions from destruction? [Rated T for violence just to be on the safe side]

The evil King Bowser is up to his old tricks again. As he once again kidnaps Princess Peach. It's up to Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi to rescue the princess and foil King Koopa's plan.

[Takes place between SMB 2 and 3, melds both the old Brooklyn canon and the Yoshi's Island canon] It's not that the brothers weren't grateful that Peach funded the renovation of a small cottage just for them to stay in the Mushroom Kingdom. It's just that it made them miss home, and left them slightly confused as to what "home" was.

Super Paper Mario 2: The Seven Sorcerers is a fan sequel to Super Paper Mario. In it, Mario and Co. have to employ the services of seven sorcerers to recreate the Purity Heart, which will foil Dimentio's newest scheme. An original book based off of its characters Mudow, Ahawi, Metaniph, and Merlon called Visvi is currently being worked on.

Oneshot: And thus came the last days of the Mushroom Kingdom...

Elden, a regular guy who enjoys playing Mario games, is transported to the Mario world! Having no way of getting home, he decides to live there. The thing is, he has always had interest in a special someone from that world. So he figures... If I'm stuck here, I may as well romance her!

A game where Peach, Daisy and Rosalina spin a dial to land on 0-10. Whoever lands on 0 has to strip completely naked. Peach is first to get a 0 and has to be totally nude, skinny dipping in her secret indoor pool before Daisy is next to get a 0 and strip everything. Once Rosalina's clothes are off, that's where the fun begins. Request from DRE MONTOYA.

Talk it out and it'll be okay. Why does it even bother to not try?

Grumble Volcano. Dry Bowser's home, and one of the hottest places to hang out or live in. Be careful not to burn yourself!

Everything had been going fine, or so it seemed. The yearly Koopa Family Retreat at their father's mansion had just taken flight when the corpse of one of their own was found, mysteriously hanging from the chandelier in the foyer. If this wasn't suspicious enough, some of the now full grown kids are acting... strange. gothic victorian humanoid koopakid AU

They thought it was over and done, but it had just begun! A botched exorcism sees Bowsette become a separate entity from Bowser, and one not willing to play second fiddle to the King. Thus she sets out on a journey to build her own evil empire and climb the villain charts to become Mario's greatest enemy, on a budget! BWAHAHA! The story of the queen's ascension. Cover art: Siansaar

The crown prince Bowser Jr runs away from the castle, and the Koopalings are tasked with finding him. But unexpected problems arise during the search.

There's a guest in her house - or, to be more frank, she's a guest in her own home. Part 10 of the Fairytale/Supernatural series.

During the events of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, an X-Naut undergoes his own confused journey as he persistently tries to dog Mario's steps while gradually learning more of the world under the moon. This is a fanfic I once displayed on the late NSider forums back around 2005-2007-ish. I've only been able to salvage up to Chapter 3, and I have no interest in finishing it.

Rosalina decides to put on a circus for her friends (and some of her enemies). This is the first story I did a collab on, so I hope you enjoy it.

Mario and Luigi wonder if after all of their adventures, will a new one come up? To their surprise one did! And after getting a quick ride they find themselves on the Sacred Island, an island as old as time that advances each and every day. They'll battle, meet new allies, maybe a few laughs here and there, but nethertheless they're up for the challenge.

It's been five years since "Princess" Peach and her people fled the surface world. The thing is, it's been five years too many. New challenges arise in a dark and dangerous world as what's left of the Mushroom Kingdom struggles to survive. And as they do, they grieve for what once was... -DISCONTINUED-

Ah, obscure Mario characters. Rated T because of spooky dooky stuff, other than that we're good. One character isn't mentioned because he's obscure.