[Mallrats. Gil/OC. PWP. COMPLETE ONESHOT. ] After the mess that was "Truth or Date", Gil was planning on sulking for a bit then heading back to New Brunswick. However, plans were changed when he was invited to hang out with a girl for the rest of the evening. Things escalate to say the least.

Following the release of The Bluntman and Chronic movie Jay and Silent Bob struggle with finding something to occupy their time.

Fifteen different pairings from various Kevin Smith films. Slash. Ratings vary.

There's a reason Dante Hicks wears two rings. Dante/Randal.

Dante comes up with a new plan pull his life together. Obviously Randal and Jay don't interfere in any way whatsoever.

Silent Bob faces a challenge. Thank god nothing wakes Jay up.

Set after Clerks. Dante's drunk out of his mind, and Randal is there to listen to it all, among other things. DanteRandal, slash, oneshot

Moving can be hard. Especially when you're moving to a new state and don't have a fuckin' clue who anyone is and where everythings at. Luckly, the good 'Ol Quick Stop Clerks are willing ta help ya out. OC Sory

Randal shouldn't have asked. No good ever comes from asking about Elias's personal life.

Sing to the tune of "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees

Randal comes out to Dante in a way only Randal could.

Justice gets out of jail and goes to see Jay and Silent Bob again. Jay/Justice. One-shot.

Set a year after Clerks 2, Randal and Elias repeat what happened with Dante and Becky. How will Randal deal with his pregnant secret lover, keeping the truth from Dante, and staying abstinent from beer? Easy. He doesn't. Pregnant Elias in this. lol...

one shot for now if i get at least three or more people interested i will continue it. Randal gets a one night stand at RST. i suck at summing things up please read!

Jay falls for Jade, a rebellious girl that just moved to town.

During Christmas break, Dante and Randal realize what they hate the most is what they truly need. A christmas special; a slash.

Short random fan fic based on the kevin smith Q&A session from Evening Harder when he talsk about religion. Don't read if you haven't seen this clip. Strong language

Brodie and T.S. debate some more philosophy.

Dante decides to commit suicide with presumably hilarious consequences. Based largely on the cartoon.

A small thing I wrote ages ago that I really wanted to post and get opinions on. I know, it's not Psych, but it's something that's been there for a while. Randal Graves in the jail scene from Clerks 2. Rated M. Duh.

It is a typical day in Jersey when Silent Bob shows off his emotions for his Ex girlfriend that may shock Jay forever. My first Oneshot.

Dante leaves for Florida without so much as a goodbye. Randal is devestated at the loss of his friend and secret love. Slowly after a year with the help of Becky he pulls himself together, but Dante shows up and Randal can't help but fall for him again

Banky and Holden's precomic book creator days when they worked at the Food City grocery store. might seem a little more like clerks than amy at times. My first fic although I've written tons of other original stuff enjoy!

[Clerks.] After the release of Episode 2, Randal has some questions. Rated for language and sexual themes. Some RandalDante.

Just like the title. A small collection of short, pointless haikus for Clerks and maybe Clerks 2.