Shrek x Donkey alternate reality romance hurt angst help this isn't a fanfiction it's a cry for help HE ACTUALLY RELEASED CHAPTER 2, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN! 2019 Yearly Update is out :)

When Puss is turned into a man by a potion, he has to get a princess to kiss him to change him back before the week is up. However, the girl he rescues is a small town 'ugly' girl who doesn't know a thing about being a princess or the fact that he's a cat. Together, they search for a princess and the culprit, uncovering secrets and maybe even love along the way. (Human?Puss x OC)

A collection of one-shots surrounding Fiona and her family dealing with the curse.

After Shrek eats an onion with a mysterious side effect he consults Donkey to help him with his situation. The two then go a journey of love and discovery trying to save the universe from destruction.

Shrek and Fiona stayed as humans, and they live in Far Far Away. Shrek enjoys being her husband, being a human, everything he has. Then, he realizes that he's going to be a father. He seems to worry that he'll never be a great father. Then, there's Prince Charming doing the same old thing again... *Immediately follows after Shrek 2! Please comment and favorite/follow! Enjoy!

Shrek et Fiona sont en voyage de noces. Alors qu'ils se promènent dans une clairière, on les arrête brusquement.

The sequel to The Final Chapter

Hello today I have my first fan story I did on a movie character Shrek the ogre that's right Shrek! Now this Shrek fan story is just about Shrek no wife Fiona, Puss and especially no dam annoying talking Donkey. It's just about Shrek and what his life was like before the events of the first movie so it's a prequel story. Note I do not own the rights to Shrek is owned by Dreamworks.

A heart wrenching tale of two lovers, never thought to be destined but with fates so intimately intertwined that even their hearts beat synchronised, and who share such complimentary dichotomy that their souls are constantly magnetised together. A Shrek X Mark Zuckerberg explicit fic.

Shrek has sent his firstborn, Jahseh Onfroy to spread his holy word, but one stands in his way... Joe Mama...

The thing about first times, is... it's the first time. One-shot.

"Okay. So, of ALL movies in existence to be transported into, it had to be fucking Shrek the Third? Seriously? I mean, instead of The Avengers, Harry Potter, Star Wars - hell, even those dumb prequels - I'm stuck with some angsty teen with boo-hoo Daddy issues? Who the fuck even remembers Shrek the Third!"

A collection of short stories centered around the triplets, and how they turn their parents' lives completely upside down. WARNING: contains disgusting amounts of fluff. (May cross into borderline T rating, but nothing inappropriate.)

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That ogre needs things for his home.

After an argument with her husband, Princess Fiona wanders off into the forest and wishes that Shrek had never rescued her from the Dragon's Keep. When a mysterious woman offers to give her a chance to get the 'happily ever after' she'd always dreamed of, Fiona is tasked with ensuring her timeline doesn't get erased permanently! Shrek Forever After AU. Request. Rated T to be safe.

A dystopian horror novella based in the town of Duloc. Donkey and his friend Melina have come to the town on a school trip, but something horrible lurks in the woods nearby. And it's coming for them. Don't make waves, kids.

I've finally found it after all these years. The blessed Shrek 5 entire script. We've been waiting for this boys.

After Thanos wiped out all of humanity, Shrek is the only remaining soul left within the universe. Can he restore humanity back to the way it was, or will he find himself facing the same fate as those he failed to protect? The only hope that he has left is for the final onion of The Onion Tree to fall, which according to legend, allows Oogway to return into the mortal realm.

Shrek just wants peace and quiet.

Once upon a time, there was a Unlikely Hero who rescues a Beautiful Princess from a Nasty Villain with the help of his Trusty Companion. One name spells Action, one name spells Adventure and one name spells Romance. The greatest fairy tale never told. Dreamworks Pictures presents Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow and that name is: Shrek (2001) Film Novelization

This is my part of a trade with Jokermask18/JWAPPEL for his birthday, who wanted a story about actress Cameron Diaz getting snubbed for the casting of Princess Fiona in the new Shrek movie and trying to become a big enough slob (both figuratively and literally) to earn her role back. Sorry for being late and making this longer than you asked. I hope that you like it.

Fiona shows the greatness of communism to Shrek and Donkey and they go on a mission to turn the whole world into a communist paradise

Shrek and Fiona make a bet while watching a wrestling match. Unfortunately, Shrek loses the bet and now has to walk around naked for a week. What could go wrong? This a sequel to the 2nd chapter of Shrek's Mud Bath. Warning: There is nudity. Rated T.