Smokin' hot babe fioni has a very fun time in the land of scrumdiddlyumpscious.

This is the story of what happened to Princess Fiona after Shrek said that he wish he never met her. The following is Rated T for language, blood, as well as a realistic situations, circumstances, and feelings.

A group of friends set out to find the deadliest catch of their life. All ages can enjoy this heart-warming tale!

IF YEW GAY NIGERS LIKE THIS ILL MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER. THIS IS ABOUT SHREK AND HOW HE DOES NIGGER STUFF, LIKE TRY TOO GROW HIS DIK AND FUK GIRLS!

This is a request from a friend. This is a short fun one. In this one Fiona is young and in her early days of being an ogre. In this time she learns that ogres are very gassy creatures and she isn't to pleased about that so she tries to get it under control. How successful will she become? Enjoy :)

Follow Shrek and his friends in this wonky useless waste-of-time story!

A series of stories involving Ogre Child having adventures which are gonna lead to fun and antics

Shrek gets mad at ends up roaring. Shrek doesn't want that because he's too busy planning on an ogre babies' birthday party. But after that, Shrek hits the cake with his fist and walks away. From Shrek Forever After. Remember, never make an ogre roar.

The famous trio have just saved the kingdom from Prince Charming's devilish designs. After another recent abduction of Shrek's wife, the Donkey, el Gatto and ogre extraordinaire must face new hardships as they face off against unknown enemies.

Try to hold down your erectionn!

This is a rewrite of the movie based on my misunderstandings from when I watched the movie as a child. Unlike my other fics composed entirely of misheard dialogue, this does not come off as humorous. Copyright goes to Dreamworks.

Penelope Burgermerker was a small town girl, who, like the song says, was living in a lonely world. She led every day like the last and nothing interesting ever happened to her. She just wasted away thinking about her idol, Shrek. But one day, when she leasts expects it, Penelope's world changes for the better, or so she thinks...

After a tragic accident, Shrek is left paralyzed from the waist down, and his wife takes their 3 kids and abandons him, leaving him to fend for himself. An unlikely friend finds his way into Shrek's life and helps him the best he can. Will these two be able to work together to mend their broken souls or will they never be able to move on to a happier life?

Sonic stumbles upon Shreks hut after trekking through the swamp. I wonder what will happen?

Back at Worcestershire, things are heating up. Uriens and Nentres are on campus. Galehaut sees opportunity in their arrival that doesn't bode well for Arthur. Meanwhile a Saracen king brings his three sons to enroll when tensions are high, arousing suspicion among students. Oh, and Dinadan might have a solution to his goblin problem. If he can convince the jousting team to help.

This story is intentionally bad. If you don't like this story (which I never finished) I have a much better one that's still in progress. It's a crossover between Shrek and SpongeBob where SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary enter Shrek's world. It's much more detailed and even has a good storyline /s/12089934/1/Rumpelstiltskin-s-Evil-Plan

This story iz very good

The episode about is Donkey & Puss N Boots got a rap battle and they just rapping in the rap battle! Then, they noticed it's a tie and but, the announcer want 3rd rapper to beat Donkey & Puss N Boots in the rap battle! They picked Shrek to rap in the rap battle and then, Shrek won the rap battle.

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As the title says, the story is focused on the honeymoon of Shrek and Fiona (without Farquaad's short film) and how life would have been newlyweds in the swamp if they had not gone to Far Far Away showing Fiona's adaptation to its permanent form.

Just a bit of backstory, what happened when Donkey drank Beauty Divine. Warning: Suggested intimate contact

Shrek and Fiona are invited to Texas by Donkey's family.

Shrek tries to take the cancer stones so he can dab and destroy half the universe.

i made a fan fiction.net account just 2 upload this & some1 paid me to write it.

I was gonna make it sexy but you on its own its saucy enough. You can thank me later.