Takes place a few years after TDOTL, but with a few terrible changes...China might have become the Supreme Grand Mage, but was soon assassinated by someone unknown. Unknown to most people, but a handful! People, who are now fighting the new evil Grand Mage, and leader of the church of Faceless Ones, Creed, who also manipulated everyone else inside the Sanctuary..

Valkyrie Cain, the adoptive daughter to the Dead Men, has had a life full of love and magic. But as she gets older, times become scarier and she finds herself fighting for her families lives more as war approaches. Very slow burn, very mature, OC girlfriend for Val. M for a reason! Little extra summary inside :) includes all the Dead Men and a few ships for fun plus more

A child of fire and death has risen, and tells bad jokes. Meet Rizen Von' Burn, Skulduggery's immortal partner-in-crime with a single eyeball and fire for a head. Follow her, Skulduggery and Valkyrie as they run around Ireland, and the world, beating up bad guys and saving the day. A retelling of the original story with an OP OC.

Tanith Low has always had a littke crush on the notorious Grand Mage, China Sorrows, but when she has the choice to act on her impulses or hold it alk back, will she finally give in to her urges, or will she bottle it up?

Vines are a staple of modern internet comedy and a language that Valkyrie is well versed in. After she introduces Tanith to this new culture, all hell breaks loose. (Canon is thrown out the window;your favourite characters still live.) Rated for tons of swearing. We take requests. Some vines so far - Sand Guardian, the Good Kush, Can I Get a Waffle? and I spilled Lipstick.

Skullduggery Pleasant, so many characters have never met, but what if they did, and they didn't get on too well.

Another introduction to the Skulduggery series, with a twisted plot.

A glowing figure passes through what an unknown thing that just realized that it exists can only describe as a void, leading said thing to gain sentience and a whole host of questions. Oneshot. Revealing anything else would be spoilers

[[Oneshots]] "What were movies like, when they first came out?" Skulduggery held a hand out, reading the air. But all of the terrible guards were behind them. Now, it was just finding the big boss. Valkyrie looked up to the rafters, to the pigeons roosting there. She kicked an abandoned Viking helmet. "They were silent, and it was mainly slapstick."

It had been almost a year since Morrigan had met Ghastly and the others. A year since she had made friends. Real friends. A year since she had found out who she really was. A year since Sebastian, a vampire who had kept her captive and tortured her for many, many years, had finally caught up with her. This next year is about to get real interesting. *Please Leave Reviews*

The girl had been alone for years. Fleeing vampires wasn't easy, but she managed. She comes to the end of her solitude abruptly and is thrown into a tornado of lies, combat and emotional distress. What's her name? Why is she plagued by nightmares? Who the hell is she? And why does everyone seem to know more about her than she does? *Please feel free to leave a review*

One shot. Rated M for violence and disturbing imagery, no sexual themes present. A young soldier limps through the trench he was left to die in during the Mevolent War, silently pondering the horrific scene around him after an attack by Lord Vile.

Frankly, Valkyrie thought, aged 16 and poised with a Sharpie before Skulduggery's face, it was a minor miracle she hadn't been tempted to do this before now. / SP ficlet in which Valkyrie gives in to the temptation to draw on Skulduggery's face and a surprising number of people are on board with it. Originally submitted to spfanclub's competition.

in her downtime to make up for the devastation she caused as Darquesse, Valkyrie knits hats for the homeless. Skulduggery... tries to knit hats for the homeless to keep her company. Family/friendship with some humour. Set after Dying of the Light.

They're going to save the world... Probably

Twelve year old Stephanie Edgley was just attending her favourite uncle's funeral when she spots a strange man standing far off, a beautiful woman's arm hooked through his. Less than a week later she's thrust into the world of magic and sorcerers, trained by the best of the best; The Dead Men. (Book 2 is up!)

The Accelerator scene, but sad.

The second story in the LM series please r&r only way i can get any better

It's war. Reasonable men vs Mevolent lackeys. On a routine (for them) suicide mission, the Deadmen run into trouble and are helped out by a mysterious girl in black, with strange magic and a silver tongue. Not to mention a personality that reminds them of a certain missing skeleton. Dimension/time-travel/shenanigan AU. Post Dying of the Light Valkyrie.

"She's hungry." Skulduggery said as Stephanie wailed again. "When did you feed her last?" Gordon hesitated. "Is it possible," Skulduggery asked. "That you forgot?"

"You can't stay mad at me for long." He said, voice soft and velvety. If this were any other situation, his voice would have made her melt, but she fought hard to hold on to her anger. "Yes, actually, I can."

Valkyrie remembers music and waltzing; her partner is every bit of the talk he boasts about; his movements fluid as he leads her in an elegant routine. Meaning that she can be as terrible a dancer as she likes, and they will still be the most talked about couple for centuries.

Valkyrie, aged 15 is faced with conflicting emotions about her past and close future. When she runs away and meets a time traveller she is sent back in time to 1587 where she learns to fight her subconscious and overcome her fears. How will her friends take on this new change at her return? Contains manly Valduggery later on in the chapters.

Random one shot mostly but some chapters with parts! Rated T just in case! Reviews are always welcome, and I will do some requests with OC's in! All credit and most writes go to the man himself: Derek Landy!

It was 1am, and Ghastly couldn't sleep. The rough Ghanith sex you've always wanted. Set after the scene in LSODM where Tanith and Ghastly flirt, before Ghastly and Sanguine beat each other up.