There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.

Mankind's last hope remains in the hands of the last Scion. Aided by an unusual crusade, Leila Sloane is given one last demand by God: to ensure the destruction of Lucifer's protege Bartleby. Leila knows nothing about death and nothing about bloodshed but Loki, her adhered guardian and former renegade against Heaven, must assist her in order to become a full fledged Seraph.

A former angel has trouble understanding the nature of forgiveness. Luckily, there are helping hands to help him come to terms with it. Set post-film. Rated T for language.

Sometimes, the right words at the right time can heal a world of hurt. Metatron's POV; set mid-film. Metatron/Bethany friendship.

NEW CHAPTER UP AFTER 7 YEARS! - Metatron questions his role as an angel, especially where an expectant Bethany is concerned. With a VERY important child on the way, Bethany is ever aware of being alone. Metatron is made her Grigori, & with good reason: Azrael is on a mission. And he's not going back to Hell alone. The whole crew is back!

The birth of The Last Scion is during a peaceful time. But that doesn't mean rest for The Prophets and One Voice of God.

Bartleby se sentiu surpreso em perceber que ainda estava vivo. E agora humano. E ainda em Wisconsin - Bartleby/Loki

Being around humans leaves a little of their filth on you...like love. just my little take on what really should have happened. rated M for later chapters.

Ongoing drabbles, gen for the most part. Might cross over into Biblical/Christian mythology territory as a given.

Loki/Bartleby slash, following events after those which take place in the film. Pleasingly angsty. Other characters present as well including Metatron, Jay and Silent Bob and Bethany!

What if a new girl joined the group to help save the world? Sent to help and protect Bethany, Araya has the powers of Angel and Demon, courage, and faith. She is the Protector, she is the Dark Angel and she is in love with the Voice of God himself.

Loki formerly known as the angel of death is back after 10 years. Set in London, England, he meets Alex Willson. These two meet and slowly fall in love...I very much such at summaries...

Loki/Bartleby drabble. Rated T for death and BL. I don't own the characters and you know that. :'D

Set a little after Dogma ends. Bartleby and Loki are brought back to help God's child. Small problem. Their not sure which one it is. rated T for language.

Dogma drabbles; implied Bartleby/Loki, AU, canon, PG

Onesided LokixBartleby. The descent of Bartleby, from Loki's point of view. Loki is such a child. How could he ever expect to deal with something like love?

BartlebyLoki SLASH! Where is heaven? What is heaven? What happens when one discovers heaven too late? This is a REPOST! I had originally posted this story under the penname, Gackt no Hime, but I've found that I stupidly lost access to that account.

Bethany/Metatron Pairing. Bethany has lived a life in the shadow of her daughter, she loves her but Bethany has yet to realize she has her own journey to make, a journey of true love. Characters may be a little OOC

Loki / Bartleby. Je t'aime, même si t'es un vrai dingue. Avant leur déchéance, Loki being Loki un débile donc .

Uzziel, la última descendiente, está siendo molestada por unos niños… pero cierta voz la hará sentir mejor.

Seems like Bethany's child is more than just an Angel. What trouble does she bring if any to Earth and existence of God? Will the prophets come to save the day once again? And it seems Lucifer is getting his hands dirty this time.

This is a one shot. What if Bethany never made it to the hospital?

And said God let there be light, and there was light.

Loki gets ill and Bartleby looks after him. First Dogma fanfic, please review? Just a oneshot. Lol, rubbish title 'cause I can't think of them :D

Filk to Cobra Starship's "I Kissed A Boy". The Stygian Triplets confess.