Hi everyone! This fanfic is about Paige and Sasha aka pasha. This is the first fanfic I've ever written so I hope u like it! Enjoy! And the reason why I put tv commercial is because I couldn't find Wrestling. Just wanted to let you guys know!

Have you ever wondered happens in the lives of your favorite fast food pals? Y'know, what happens "in the Box", past the golden "M" or even what it takes JUST to earn a buck for these guys that we've all known and love? Well, here's their daily drama. I've cleaned out my fryer and found THIS little concoction. Let's see if this story...is more to your taste.

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Simon's girlfriend has dumped him, so who's going to keep him company now on a Saturday night?

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Enter the mind of a recluse, whose life has spiraled down into some sort of personal hell. All he has left is his television set-his one connection to the outside world. How does he keep from losing his mind? Enter the perfect television commercial for the perfect show that gives light to our friend's darkness.

Wilford Brimley takes a moment to discuss Marble Hornets and how it led him to believe that he is being stalked by Slender Man.

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A slightly crazed Dad speaks his thoughts on McDonald's characters. Not for people who want a plot driven story. Then again I'm mocking commercials so what did you expect?

He never meant for things to get so out of hand. He never meant to go down the path he was on, but once he'd started upon it, he never wanted to stop.

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Er ist wieder da, aber etwas ist anders. (Folgers-Werbung)

Yeh...the plot's a little lacking. But if you forgive that, you might get a laugh out of it. My 73th fanfic!

My 68th story! A completely random fic from the result of a guy who's written too much and is suffering heavily from writer's block.

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Two animals who want cereal meet up in a super market.

The Trix rabbit has something to say

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On Bill's funeral, Tom tells everyone in attendance how his twin brother was "always there".

On a lovely day, Bill decides to make clear his attraction to everyone seeing for her, dirty dancing to Adam Lambert's 'For Your Entertainment'.

The tour-bus can only be fun for so long, and Bill decides to tell his bandmates a story to fight the boredom.

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