A collection of humorous oneshots. (Note, this has not been updated; merely edited a little.)

"When you stick your nose into things you shouldn't, it gets broke." Based off the web animation. Klink becomes paranoid, leading to character deaths and a furious Hogan. A poem.

Small snippets of episodes and missing scenes, tags, and whatever little ideas I feel like putting up. Here they are for your enjoyment. I'll even take requests if you feel so inclined. Just PM me or review. :)

Newkirk thought he'd seen everything until a seemingly benign mission took him to the Hammelburg train station. Shock and worry mingle in his debriefing session back at camp.

A mishap during a mission leaves Newkirk feeling guilty, but Carter's there to help. Slash Newkirk/Carter

Reflections in little diamond-shaped poems on what it takes to mature into a team of heroes.

A couple of snapshots into Major Hochstetter's interrogations.

A conversation between Newkirk and Carter after the latter got his "Dear John" letter. Inspired by the song "Stubborn Love" by the Lumineers.

Two people reflect on love as they make life-changing decisions.

Colonel Robert E. Hogan never does anything the normal way. War, Espionage, Family, Love, these things have never been a problem for Hogan. Capture, torture and manipulation change that, and change the men of Stalag 13 forever. GEN/SLASH fic (non-graphic) Peter Newkirk/Robert Hogan.

Jout and Newkirk share a sweet moment in an otherwise cruel war. - Update on future projects inside -

There comes a point when explosions no longer fill you with the glee of a Fourth of July fireworks display.A reflection on the 74th anniversary of the beginning of the Dresden firebombing. Inspired by a question posed by Book 'em Again on the "Which of Our Heroes" thread and in response to Challenge #237.

Kinch shook his head, "Carter, if we go in there, they'll kill us!" "Well, they're going to kill them if we don't hurry!"

Wilson lost a patient. And he walks, and he thinks, and he makes a friend hiding behind the officers' mess. Based off of S2E4 "Operation Briefcase", and introduces a new character.

Chicken Soup is the greatest cure-all known to man, especially when that soup is borne of a great friendship. Follow up to Souffle Au Chocolat.

A shot rings out in the night, then silence falls again. But has a hero fallen with it?

Burkhalter arrives during roll call and brings with him a surprise for one prisoner that has the entire Stalag 13 in shock. Hogan and team continue their operations with another member joining in on the crazy antics of the prisoners of Stalag 13 with the ever-present Colonel Klink and Sergeant Shultz.

Sargent Carter is chosen for questioning. Everyone is worried that he'll be tortured and give away secrets, neither of which are pleasant thoughts. They are angry when they find out he sold them all out for a German dinner party. Some wine, good food, and a girl, it seems are all it takes to get him to sing like a bird. All is not what it seems, however... Full summary inside.

A pinch of this and a bit of that. That's all one needs to keep the mind focused.

My version of how the war could have gone.

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are.

In order to be a good spy, you must know how to deceive. But sometimes it gets complicated.

A lesson in shipping and handling in which almost nothing is accomplished.

It's 1955, our heroes are due for a reunion, and Carter has a new hobby: Archaeology. So instead of London or Paris, why not meet in Greece and Turkey, poke about ancient ruins and pagan temples, invite a special guest? What could go wrong? Inspired by the "Which of Our Heroes" thread.

Hogan finds out a terrifying secret... not beta read. I own nothing.