Two flies land on a piece of poop. Before he eats, one fly lowers his head and begins to pray. When he's done, the other fly asks him, "Was your prayer answered, Joe?" "No," the first fly says. "It's still poop."

Dracula 2000.Trist is an average teenager; she's just turned eighteen, plays in a band and has figured out Dracula wants her soul. I'm terrible at summaries :D DraculaxOC

No nightmare when she saw him only happiness and adoration for him. No the true monster was closer to home what he had done to her till she was 5 was beyond wrong. No he was the true monster not him never him!

Dracula has been haunted by an never ending nightmare about a young girl named Alice, he finds she's real and wants to help her.

Morgan's dreams tell her and her fathers' story. Up until now her dreams were just stories she told her friends. But when one was repeated she knew he had returned.

mary the keeper of draculas ashes now has a problem dracula has returned a second time to seek his revenged but theres a twist can mary stay with her plan to kill him once more or will she succumb to his power and be what he wanted her to be a long time ago

Gloria a 19 year old girl is in for a huge surprise when she finds herself being stalked by a devious vampier who wants her as his undead bride. Better then it sounds turst me

Just an alternate ending ... I really wanted D and M together.

My first Dracula 2000 ditty! An alternate version of the scene where Mary sees herself kissing Dracula in the Virgin Records store. Written in Australian english. Rated T to be safe.

Read. I ain't y all no "preveiews"!

He had called it destiny- a life of purity taken, to be replaced with a life of deprecation… Warning- M rated content for a reason! Some graphic images.

DraculaxOC The blood of Dracula still runs strong in the Van Helsing family line as visions now plague Mary's daughter twenty years after Dracula has been sealed away.

A poem about Mary from Dracula 2000. Not that good, but could be worse...

Dracula reflects while still imprisoned in the coffin. Takes place pre-movie.

Dracula's thoughts as he is first walking through New Orleans, seeing the big music videos.

Annabel wakes up to everyone's favorite vampire in bat form on her bed, what ensues WILL NOT BE TOLD IN THE DESCRIPTION, DON'T BE LAZY, READ IT! NOW CONTINUING! :D Needs to be rewritten, will continue once I have my next major projects done.

"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take… -Amen"

After that night when Dracula burst into flames, She had a beautiful daughter named Anna. She had a extrodainary singing voice, so amazing it awoke him. It touched his heart, will Dracula fall inlove?

This is my first entry to this site and I decided to go with a poem I wrote a while back for my great love of this movie. I wrote this as if through the eyes of Dracula...Please enjoy!

It has been twelve years since Dracula escaped and then burned on the rooftop. Mary and Simon married and had a daughter named Lisa. At age ten she finds out about Dracula yet will her parents be able to protect her before Dracula claims Lisa as his?

Count Dracula has been waiting 200 years to reveal a secret he has been hiding. After his first wife, he uncovers his mistress, sleeping for 200 years and bearing his son. * One shot and contains contravesal content and some content about breasts...

After 20 years Dracula escapes and seeks shelter in the closet of a twenty year old woman as a wolf. What happens if he starts to take a liking to this girl? Will history of 20 years ago repeat. NO OCS

Dracula escapes his coffin once again causing havoc in London as he once again searches for a mate. A young descendant of Mina & Johnathan Harker's tries to put her life back together only to be the next target of the handsome vampire king.

Dracula has escaped Mary and Simon, and now searches for another soul belonging to him. Meanwhile, as Anna nears her sixteenth birthday, strange things are happening to her... She's extremely photosensitive and hates garlic. What's going on? EG's title

Okay, sort of a sequel to my story "Here We Go Again." Dracula is stuck in our world, and Gerry sends him to live-temporarily-with a trusted friend and huge fan of Dracula. Can she handle Dracula, though? Changed the title again. Allusion to BVB in tile.