Gruby Drań zrzucił wagę. Fat Bastard boasts to Dr Evil about finally reducing his weight. A half drabble.

Austin puts applicants through a series of tests in order to find a partner for his next assignment.

I had a little inspiration. so here a story. I hope to update soon. and I am sorry if I wrote something wrong...I'm from Holland (isn't that weird? :p ). Feel free to write a review. 12 Years after The adventures with Foxxy Cleopatra, Austin is back. Together with Georgiia they need to protect the Crystal Key. And Austin meets a new member of the family...His daughter Tina..

After Austin's and Vanessa's firstborn child (Justin) is kidnapped by Scott Evil, he is raised to be a villain and taught to despise his biological parents. That is until ten years later they reunite and Austin tries to retrain his son to be good, therefore training him to be a secret agent in training baby!

(Set during IMOM) Destiny, a not so bright blonde college student with aspirations of becoming a showgirl, becomes "head assistant" (a.k.a coffee girl) at Dr. Evil's Nevada lair. Unfortunately, she finds herself having some serious sexual tension with "Scotty Don't", the boss's son. With her job and her romantic life, how could she possibly attend a class?

Set after the end of Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me. Fat Bastard is brought to trial and Felicity and Austin meet his mother and Felicity reveals that she is pregnant with Fat Bastard's baby. What will she do and how will Austin and Fat Bastard react? Find out in this funny heartwarming tale of hope and family values that blossom even from the most adverse circumstances.

Austin wooing Foxxy. Please read more from me

Alotta's thoughts the night Austin visits her...my first oneshot! :)

After a long break up Austin finally realizes who the one woman he wants is, but can he put his past behind him to try and have a life with her. Read and find out and then review.

Mike Meyers refused to do a 4th Austin Powers, saying a joke was only funny 3 times. I love him for that. It's better that Austin Powers ended the way it did...however, what would happen if they did make another Austin Powers movie? I can tell you EXACTLY how they'd do it, leaving off at Scott Evil...

SPOILER Alert! In 1999, (sometime inbetween the spy who shagged me and Goldmember) Austin seeks out Jessie Shagwell; Felicity's younger and more wicked sister; to help him destroy Dr. Evil...again. But will she be on the side of the good guys? ...Or will Scott Evil Melt her icy heart? R&R I will be editing it and adding more chapters :) Thanks!

If you enjoyed this story make sure to check out It's Just You and Me Baby. In essence it's the same story I just changed the way I had it written. Thanks!

Read to find out. I'm not gonna spoil it for ya.

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Sorry for the looong wait, have been busy with my publishd books and other things. Chapter 7 is finnaly up.

Powers Vs. Evil...who shall win? Well...stupid question, isn't it.

A rivalry that has gone on since day one, but it's finally coming to an end... Mini Me is sick of Dr. Evil and Austin Powers' friendship making him feel excluded. he turns back to the dark side, but it's a race against time against his old rival. Scott...

Just as Scott Evil finally excels at being evil, Dr. Evil becomes good. Now, how does Dr. Evil react when his son storms out of the evil lair just when all of the Powers are reunited? With a spanking, that's how!

Austin Powers is back in the seventees, the only era that seems to be fun nowadays. But what happens when he stumbles upon a new discovery of family, and Scott, his nephew, attempts world domination? Will he pull it together this final time?

Austin Powers gets some help from Sam Fisher to stop Dr.Evil from unleashing ND133 upon the world. Austin Powers Splinter cell Xover.

Not for the weak stomach people.

Frau is coping with the issues of losing Dr. Evil to Cryo and wther to tell newborn baby Scott Evil that he's thier love child. Songfic featuring around you who I cradled in my arms from Miss Saigon. RR!

Minime and Austin are missing the old days when Basil calls to tell them about a criminal drug ring in England.Can our heroes save the day?

Dr. Evil takes on a foster child! Kaeoss ensues. Read ASAP! DISCONTINUED.

More bad writing from Hezaa! A fictitious and ridiculous account of John F. Kennedy's assassination involving Dr. Evil, evil physicists, and the magic bullet. Rated T for violence.