"You ever think about having kids?" "Sometimes." "With me?" "Randal, you ARE a kid." - Randal Graves should not be responsible for his own life, let alone someone else's. But he was bound to find himself in this situation someday—it just happened a lot sooner than he thought it would.

Randal Graves doesn't know if this huge turn in his life is for better or for worse.

Elias hasn't seen a single Star Wars movie, Randal flips. (DRABBLE) (Slight mention of Randal/Elias)

Randal Graves? In love? Impossible. (VERY SHORT) (drabble? idk how to really catagorize it)

Dante sometimes thinks about what would have happened if Caitlin had never gone into that bathroom. (SHORT/ONE-SHOT) (I'm adding Becky and Caitlin to the characters but they are only mentioned)

Ben Wonderson is a self-proclaimed "superhero" who lives in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Ned Bratton is a shady drug dealer in Portland, Maine with an even shadier past. These two men and their seemingly unrelated stories are brought together in an unexpected way once they meet the infamous duo Jay and Silent Bob, who lead these two newcomers on a bizarre drug-fueled adventure.

Dante and Randall. One shot.

Dante and Randal ponder whether or not they are in a fan-fiction or not. But they might be. one shot.

Dante tries desperately to close up shop from the night, but ends up making small talk with two mysterious customers.

At the quick stop,Randal finds Jay's bit of weed on the floor he and his buddy Dante soon decide to smoke it.

Randal wastes time at RST Video. Drabble.

WARNING: OC coupling with character!- Dante never believed that a beautiful woman would just walk into his life... And yet, it happened somehow... Just not really the way he suspected

Fresh off seeing T2 and reflecting on science-fiction cinematic history, Dante and Randall discuss the recent success of Avatar...

Basically I wrote this for the lulz. People who actually enjoy Clerks may want to stay away. People who like awful fanfic, however...