Inspired by BardsAmbrosia's 'Track Suit Guy' but will a series of sometimes unrelated oneshots. Change from reader to OC

Mallory gets the Figgis Agency hired for security at a charity event. You know what they say about charity beginning at home…

The Figgis Agency is hired to house sit a Beverly Hills mansion for a weekend. The catch: the mansion filled with 65 cats. But not for long.

The Figgis Agency discusses topics of great importance. Mostly things that happened on their favorite TV shows.

With the teacher's strike going on, the Figgis Agency takes it upon themselves to teach AJ. They never learn. Unless Mallory teaches them a thing or two.

The Figgis Agency makes a name in education. Unfortunately it's not a good one.

Lana faces a parenting issue sooner than she expected.

Mallory and Ron go to marriage counseling.

Another day, another crazy scam to make money. Another disaster. Another international incident...

Mallory makes a new friend.

Another day where the Figgis Agency does nothing. It's an agency about nothing!

Cyril somehow gets the Figgis Agency on his favorite TV show.

She had his baby. It was as good as a full confession to him. No matter what happened in the future, she wanted a tie between them. She loves me, he thought, and it was the most revolting thing to ever happen.

Ron and Mallory both visit Archer at the same time. Archer's lucky he's in a coma.

The gang has another fun day at the beach.

Lana is looking for some videos of Archer to show to AJ. The problem is that AJ may not be ready to see any of them until she's thirty.

The gang on Krieger's Korner decides to lighten things up.

Cyril is worried he might have gone a tad too far misusing Cheryl's credit card.

Missing Archer, the gang decides to hold a party in his honor. While drinking all his alcohol and going through his stuff.

Mallory is just not having a good day. Then again, any day she has to clean up her son's messes is not a good one.

Cyril's bad luck with his love life continues.

AJ's latest interest clashes with the Figgis Agency trying to befriend their new neighbors. Especially when Krieger puts his own spin on the fad.

Something the gang just can't be able to do. They never learn. Some more than others.

Another day of what passes for intelligent conversation at the Figgis Agency. Insults, alcohol, interesting topics, animals running amok, scrapbooks, and some casual irradiation.

Another poker night at the Figgis Agency.