ONESHOT! Artemis can't sleep, so he elicits the help of a Butler. That's what they're there for, right? Warning: Contains explicit adult content. For mature audiences only. Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl or any of the characters represented in this fanfic!

Using her mad genius, Opal Koboi is back! Or not. The philosophers and neurologists are still wondering how she did it, but obviously, this is Opal Koboi. Child size. Due to bureaucratic hot potato passing and general controversy. No one wants to care for Koboi. Especially one that has turned feral due to being abandoned in a lab. Now, Short is to take the fall. Good luck, Captain!

It's been a few months since Artemis Fowl has been mindwiped by the LEP when he notices peculiar glitches around, and ends up discovering an uncanny dimension : the Wired. Artemis' lust for power takes over, and as he has forgotten all about his spark of decency, the fairies will face the consequences of distrusting him. Set after The Eternity Code.

An OC x Artemis Fowl fic. I do not own the cover image. Hope you enjoy!

After a simple conversation turns into a devastating fight, our heroes' friendship looks to be over. In a desperate attempt to save it, Holly starts a chain of events that can only be played out to the end to possibly be stopped, and has to face the repercussions of her careless words. Dark content, torture, and a whole lot more.

The festive season rolls around quickly in these parts and not everybody is feeling so jolly about it. On the back of "A Kindred Christmas", life hasn't quite finished with the Butlers yet - there's always someone trying to ruin any possibility of a nice, quiet yuletide. With extra helpings of bullets and baubles, here's your yearly dose of explosive gruff!fluff. May Contain Magic.

A lot can change in 6 months. After an attack cripples the LEP it becomes clear that a deadly force is in play; A conspiracy reaching to the very top of the LEP and beyond, but nobody knows their true intentions. Not only will Artemis & Holly have to fight for Haven, theyll have to fight their own personal demons, demons that threaten to tear them apart. Permanently. Sequel to AQM.

A deranged man blames Butler for the death of his young daughter and he knows exactly how to get his revenge. Warnings for violence. Artemis is over 18.

In which Juliet and Artemis use Butler as a heater.

Artemis Senior reflects on his past and the people he’s lost as he deals with his own current insecurities regarding his wife and son. Takes place between books 4 & 5 , as well as decades before then. More action than the description reflects. There will be violence.

A collection of random, hilarious and mostly OOC oneshots that will have you laughing (maybe cringing too) while I experiment with the utterly improbable for the Fowl universe. Latest; Foaly has been trying for months on end, but the magical night finally comes when he actually hacks into Artemis's diary. Taking requests; even the weirdest ones, so bring it on.

Julius Root was once young, impulsive, reckless and stupid- well, maybe not stupid. Root liked to think that at fifty years old, fresh out of the Academy, he was a smarter rookie than most. Julius was once young, promising and at the top of his class. Then the Academy's only female elf, the headstrong and doubly promising Raine Vinyáya, broke a flight speed record.

Artemis Fowl has been murdered by a vague creature, what else? It seems that a dead pixie has been resurrected and without the criminal mastermind and hero of the fairy people against the creature and a resurrected villain. Foaly and Holly must take care of it without the help of Fowl. Can they do it, can they save the fairy people from the destruction of the fairy population?

Artemis learns that Holly has a phobia that isn't claustrophobia. Another one-shot. Post TLG.

While Artemis's mind is still crippled with Atlantis Complex, an old enemy rises again. But this time she intends to entangle a master of deceit in a new deception that will turn the world against him. A/H

While investigating a taboo fairy subculture, Captain Short discovers some things she never knew about the people, and herself. Facing awakening desires she'd never dared speak of before, a new view on relations between fairies and humans has her glimpsing a future she never thought possible. Lots of smut!

How much can the eyes say? A/H one shot that's been keeping me awake

It has been months since Artemis was resurrected. Life continues on but his heart yearns for something he never thought possible. Can a certain Elf find a way to love someone like him? Rated M: Violence, Language, and Lemons

I can't remember who I am, let alone your name. I can't remember how I got here. In fact, I remember just one thing. I remember you. Perhaps you can tell me what I'm doing here. Maybe this time you're the one with the answers. Because I'm not. I'm scared. I can't say more scared than I've ever been, but it feels that way. I don't know where I am. Worse, I don't know where you are.

What if the story we all thought we knew was not what we thought it was? What if Colfer toned it down to be more… kid-appropriate? A darker take on the series, starting at book one. Non-con, torture, and darkness galore. M with good reason.

Holly usually hates the cold, but right now, she couldn't even if she tried.

This is the story of Alexander. Ordinary boy by every definition: not a genius, not a criminal, not memorable in any way. This is the story that documents his involvement in every minor incident, secret operation, or cataclysmic event where the name "Artemis Fowl" pops up. This is the story that explains how he went from ordinary boy to anything but, and why it was not told sooner.

After the events of EFAE, Artemis is resting, still trying to heal up from being almost fatally wounded, and Holly is back hard at work. When a new enemy rises, nearly killing Root and abducting Holly's father, and the LEP refuse to help, she realizes there's only one place left to turn. But it seems she'll have to save him from his own issues first... A/H.

After being wiped by the People, Artemis Fowl returned to his old, scheming self. It only made sense someone would try to take him out eventually. But Holly was unprepared for it to happen, let alone what came after. When the 16 year old human disappeared from the hospital, the only logical assumption was that he was dead. Or was he? Rating will go up. Spinoff of FMN by Kellycat77.

Sweet little oneshot that takes place not too long after the events of book two. Artemis drops in to visit his father at the hospital in Helsinki and finds somebody else waiting for him with the same idea.