An oneshot inspired by an imagine from the wonderful phantomxqueen: "Imagine Dr. Einstein carefully performing surgery on Jonathan's lips for the first time and wishing he could kiss them" I hope y'all like it:) (There are not nearly enough "Arsenic and old lace" fanfcitions so here is one of mine to change this a bit)

Hermann Einstein thought he could live a happy life now that Jonathan Brewster is in jail. But don't count your chickens before they're hatched, doctor ! And don't count your psychopaths too early neither. You may have more than one on your trail soon...

Based upon the gender blind casting that places Einstein as female in a production of Arsenic and Old Lace in which I took part I bring to you a collection of one-shots, generally updated bi-weekly, on the (mis)adventures of Herma Einstein and Jonathan Brewster- the monster and his doctor.

Hermann Einstein pensait qu'il pourrait vivre une vie heureuse une fois Jonathan Brewster en prison. Mais ne vendez pas la peau de l'ours avant de l'avoir tué, docteur ! Et ne vendez pas vos psychopathes trop tôt non plus. Vous pourriez bien en avoir plus d'un à vos trousses bientôt...

Einstein knows that Jonathan isn't all bad. Years after Jonathan's break from Indiana prison, he and Einstein reside peacefully in New York. Only one day Einstein returns home to find his lover shot and crippled. The only person Einstein can think to turn to is the graduating surgeon who is following the family trade in medicine; Mortimer Brewster. Rated M for language. Thanks!

"Would you like to play a game, Doctor?" -Arsenic and Old Lace, Jonathan/Einstein