Kris and Susie have some things in common: they both enjoy dark pranks, have a love for unconventional meals, a desire to dominate Ralsei in bed and like the thrill of giving in to their carnal desires in places where they risk getting caught. Today's target is Alphys' classroom; classes are over, but students and teachers alike are still roaming the corridors.

"W-wow, you got pretty..." She chuckled. "So did you, kid." AKA, that one Susie/Lancer fic where there's a ten year timeskip so nobody can make up an age for Lancer and call me a pedophile.

[Deltarune] Kris yearns to return to the Dark World to reunite with their comrade, Ralsei.

After overthrowing the king, the four heroes proceed their adventure. After Kris wanders off to clear his head, Ralsei confesses to a secret he's held in since he met them. Hearing his secret, Susie has some new, yet, very well thought out plans to what happens next. Enjoy!

Kris finally gets the chance to show Ralsei the Light World. What will happen? Kris x Ralsei, garbage fluffiness that I wrote for a friend in need.

TRIGGER WARNINGS INSIDE bunch of lesser dad oneshots because who doesn't love this pair!

The King of Spades learns very quickly that no ruler lords forever, especially when that lesson comes from a certain pretty face he vastly overestimates.

Kris and Susie take a moment to enjoy the sunset in front of them. (One-shot.)

He hated everything about his dad but… he still loved him. The only thing that had ever come close to that was how he needed Susie. The purple girl stared defiantly back at black eyes, mad eyes, but dropped her axe and knelt down before him. To save Lancer. He was torn. He felt his heart break in two, one half for each that he loved.

Kris thinks about their life.

At long last, the rest of the world was free!

DELTARUNE CHILDREN HAVE THANKSGIVING BECAUSE THE DREEMURR FAMILY CAN BE HIGHLY DYSFUNCTIONAL THANKS

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Taking place before the events of the game, this short story will cover the Card Kingdom's fall to madness as the Knight and a strange visitor leave their effect on all they come across. Focusing primarily on Jevil, Seam, and the Kings, these events will build up to the opening of Deltarune.

(Deltarune) Kris is usually a little weird, but even they think they're being especially out of character today. Is it just their imagination, or...?

You let yourself feel a swell of relief. It was over.

The events of the day before Deltarune. Kris is struggling with a recurring nightmare, and intense fatigue has set in. Desperate to break the pattern, they turn to someone they've needed many times before for help.

Deltarune. Kris loses their first tooth. Asriel is shocked.

Tomorrow has arrived. Even though it's a weekend and the school is closed, Kris wants to look for the chalk in the storage closet again. But before they can go, they need to make one very important stop. Deltarune AU, spoilers.