John Bennet's best friend Ted, needs a sperm donor, so the first guy he thinks of is Tom Brady. Tom Brady wakes up and confronts them. John is determined to help Ted get his donor, so after Ted's thrown out the window and into the back yard, John takes a chance. **basically an alternate Tom Brady bedroom scene from Ted 2.**

John and Lori and Ted move to England and start anew. When Ted meets a young bear called Ruby (having separated from Tami-Lynn), sparks fly. John and Lori then get some news of their own (some wonderful news, that is). Will be mpreg (of course), and the town they move to is Liverpool, and there will be characters etc that are based on people etc from my own life. Contains swearing.

This is my first fanfic... its a short sex scene between Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron... I wrote it a few hours ago, so it's probably not the best thing i have ever written also i am from germany, so there could be a lot of mistakes in there... but i hope you enjoy anyways! please try it out ;)

A 'Ted.' Fanfiction. After finding out about Ted's survival and Kidnapping him for a second time round, Donny comes out to Ted about his troubled past and shows him... just how much he REALLY means to him. DonnyXTed Fic.

Ted and John spend their 30th anniversary of knowing each other on a couch watching a stupid movie. Could be viewed as romantic or platonic or somewhere in between, you decide. A fanfiction of the new movie "Ted".